Lube assistant needed, Los Angeles area
 

Duties include:

Bringing several brands of lube to the set so the talent cannot blame the producer for not being able to complete the scene due to you not having the "right" type of lube. (Make sure you have the same brand that "the gay guys use" because female porn stars seem to ask for it.

Applying lube to both female and male genitalia. (also to various sex toys and vegetables)


Special abilities include:

Being able to spring to action at a moments notice.

Being able to crawl into a scene a apply lube while camera man is filming the faces and you discreetly do you job while staying out of frame.

Being able to abstain from farting, burping, or sneaking off to the bathroom (with the lube in hand) for an "extended" bathroom break.


Additional requirements:

You must bring your own munchies. You MUST NEVER put your hands on the food designated for the rest of the crew.



Rate of compensation:

There is no "real" pay, however you do get listed in the credits and can put this on your resume.


Post here if you would like to be considered for this position.

Lol, sounds like a great job for the right person!!!