Internet Porn Responsible for Ambidextourous Masturbation Skills
 

Before right clicking, most righties prolly never used their left hand to spank it. How will this affect society?

I just click left handed.

leave the dick ... click ... leave the dick ... click

Do that in a public library ... people will love you ;P

My dick hates my left hand. I had to learn to surf left handed, not spank.

Recent medical research look at it as the most potent variable.

I'm right handed and I always spank it with my left hand. :upsidedow

I just shuffled a deck of cards.

My life flashed before my eyes.

It was the deuce of hearts.

its too big I have to use both my hands.

my girl do it for me.

Im ambidextrous and its great being able to have a threesome anytime I want :1orglaugh

I learned how to spank left-handed in the pre-internet days when I busted up my arm. Who knew that would come in handy? pun intended.

fuck that mouse crap.
I have a foot pedal to click on stuff.
leaves hands free for other tasks.

haha can you imagine the marketing for that?

"Get your foot clickable mouse now, Surf porn and Wackoff at the same time with this new invention."

i use my feet when i masturbate, just for a change.