New Words For 2005
 

I've posted stuff my Mom emails me in the past. Usually it is drabble that is not really that funny. But every once in a while, Mom comes up with a jewel. Some of these new words work on our industry !!

OK.. IF this has been posted already.. I didnt see it.. Its still funny, and other probably did not see it either!! :321GFY

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The Mensa Invitational once again asked members to take any word from the
dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a
new definition.

Here are this year's {2005} winners:

1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it
was your money to start with.

2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly

3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from
penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in
the near future.

4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

5. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject
financially impotent for an indefinite period.

6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't
get it.

8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad
vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only
things that are good for you.

13. Glibido: All talk and no action.

14. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at
you rapidly.

15. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after ! you've
accidentally walked through a spider web.

16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at
three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

17. Caterpallor (n): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit
you're eating.

And the pick of the literature:

18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole





Big B
CECash.com

Good one babe. It's a first for me ;)

Haha :thumbsup

That's hilarious.

That's excellent stuff, BigB!

Nice to see something that makes one laugh that's also clever! :)

That has dramastically improved my vocabulary.

thx Drav.. (and others!!)


My personal fav:

7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.


Big B
CECash.com

Nice List BigB! You had told me about this in FL at Internext, but that's ok;)

These are great!

Oh yeah !!
Now you too can be a cunning linquist!!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh


Big B
CECash.com

10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

:1orglaugh

haha that's great...good one :thumbsup

my favorite

4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole
--This word can be frequently applied on this board.

I am looking forward on joining that Mensa International someday and have my own set of words shared..lol

Hey, if you've got your own words to add to the list.. by all means do!

You dont need to be in Mensa to add words to My Post :thumbsup

Im gonna go practice up on my #4


Big B
CECash.com

I thought they were funny. Dont be an "Ignoranus" :1orglaugh

I dont know why.. but I think of RRRed and SHOK when I say this word.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


:321GFY :321GFY :321GFY

Big B
CECash.com

lol those are funny...