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SleazyDream 08-20-2005 06:57 PM
All you really need to know about God....
 
fact is - I'm God.

Pray to me every day 6 times a day for 2 months and then maybe i'll consider looking at your prayers.....

Spunky 08-20-2005 06:58 PM
I pray Skufty takes a huge dump in your slippers

JD 08-20-2005 07:00 PM
if you're god then I'm a squirrel

VirtuMike 08-20-2005 07:01 PM
Buddha??

Mako 08-20-2005 07:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by VirtuMike
Buddha??
lol, beat me to it.... :1orglaugh

Doctor Dre 08-20-2005 07:03 PM
Want me to post your icq # here too ?

BastarD 08-20-2005 07:26 PM
you're just a guy with a bunch of unnecessary pounds, not a God, get used to it.. :error

tristan_D 08-21-2005 05:57 PM
smells like weed in here.

candyflip 08-21-2005 05:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BastarD
you're just a guy with a bunch of unnecessary pounds, not a God, get used to it.. :error
God has manboobs. B cups at the least.

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Serge Litehead 08-21-2005 06:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tristan_D
smells like weed in here.
no potheads get that high

reed_4 08-21-2005 06:26 PM
okay, You are a Gay god.

NoCarrier 08-21-2005 07:28 PM
You are not God.

God does not have a God superiority complex.

And God does not smell like sweat.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Choker
I did not even notice that before, during and even after the drawing Chicadee had made sure she was right beside him the whole time. I didn't tell her to do that, she did it on her own. She was waiting on him to look her in the face and say anything, even a fucking "Hi" but the coward did not even have the courage to look her in her eyes. Later on she told me "You're right Dad, he does smell really bad", I laughed my ass off about that one.

mikeyddddd 08-21-2005 07:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SleazyDream
fact is - I'm God damn idiot.
Ya don't say.

tony286 08-21-2005 07:32 PM
man someone is looking for bad karma lol

SleazyDream 08-21-2005 08:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by NoCarrier
You are not God.

God does not have a God superiority complex.

And God does not smell like sweat.
I love it when my mice play

Elli 08-21-2005 08:12 PM
Thank you for dinner tonight, God! The lobster and mussels were AWESOME! Many thanks. :)

SleazyDream 08-21-2005 08:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Elli
Thank you for dinner tonight, God! The lobster and mussels were AWESOME! Many thanks. :)
i'm still full

NoCarrier 08-21-2005 08:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SleazyDream
I love it when my mice play
I love it when you actually believe you can "control" things. You are part of it too. :pimp

So now you are telling us that you smell like sweat and sea food tonight?

SleazyDream 08-21-2005 08:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by NoCarrier
I love it when you actually believe you can "control" things. You are part of it too. :pimp

ok. want some cheese?

NoCarrier 08-21-2005 08:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SleazyDream
ok. want some cheese?
You already ate all of it anyway.

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SleazyDream 08-21-2005 08:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by NoCarrier
You already ate all of it anyway.

http://www.porn-sex-list.com/mouse.gif
my mice at work :thumbsup

NoCarrier 08-21-2005 08:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SleazyDream
my mice at work :thumbsup
Yeah, looks like they also have gigantic boobs as well. :thumbsup

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TheLegacy 08-21-2005 08:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SleazyDream
fact is - I'm God.

Pray to me every day 6 times a day for 2 months and then maybe i'll consider looking at your prayers.....
Its been done before

http://www.bible.ca/jonestown-guyana.jpg

PixeLs 08-21-2005 08:36 PM
Blessed be this thread God.


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