Need someone to break legs in Texas... Got screwed...
 

Hey GFYers-

I purchased some commercial spots from a media company in Pottsboro, Texas and evidently I got screwed! No commercials aired and now no return phone calls. It appears I'm out $3500... Anyone out there know of someone that can harass and perhaps break some legs for so that I can collect on the debt? Looking for a serious solution...

:ak47: :helpme

Sincerely,

Brad

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or you could consult ScottPB for collection solutions ;)

Violence may not be the answer, but it can usually re-arrange the questions a bit more...

Pottsboro... up on the Oklahoma border... I'm close... what gives... not the place I'd expect a media broker... I'm sure they're inbred...

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I can...

You're probably joking. I know you're joking since using interstate communications to solicit assault and battery is a federal felony.

kloofy go home before i pay someone to come across the country and smack you

:Graucho

we don't joke about this things on gfy, this guy needs special treatment. I suggest neck instead of legs.

I can do that for 500 bucks + cost for the travel...
If you buy bulk i can go down to 350 for each leg. And if i get caught by the cops, i don't know you.

nemesis, what if we want recurring? we will allow you to break his legs once a week, for the life of the subject, and you can keep 50% of any money you collect from him?


pls advise

man, i am in fl and the guy is Tx. It would be hard to break his leg every week. But, i can kidnap him if you want and break his leg everyweek at a certain time. But price will go higher if kidnapping is involved.
As for the recurring thing, We only work for "pay for break".

But also if you want we can work 4free style. You give the adress of the guy we break the leg and get his all money. But, we banned some countries citizens because they have no money to give us.

I hope i will not get banned from gfy for spamming my own leg breaking program.

i htink the mafia will be calling us making an offer we cant refuse for infringing in on their business..... no.. perhaps they will call us and want us to work for them since we just figured out new money making vehicles for them...

"You're probably joking. I know you're joking since using interstate communications to solicit assault and battery is a federal felony. " - Kloofyboy

Kloofy, go fuck yourself.

-Brad

hey brad i'm not far from that place... i dont know anyone who can break legs, but i know some horny gay bikers that could pay him a visit :)