Suggestions for friends 30th Birthday.......
 

His wife is throwing a surprise party......

WTF should i get him?

Ideas?

a rocking chair

:1orglaugh

Fuck it I am gonna get him a nice bottle of wine? What you guys think?

A bottle of port wine and some Cuban cigars:)

a present or a cake.

fuck wine, get some nice 30 year aged scotch whisky.

the lush only drinks beer n liquor. Hmm Macallan 30 i believe is good no?

he's married right .... so he's no longer getting laid right .... ask Ramos to hook you up with a FleshLight for him .... :thumbsup :1orglaugh

http://www.yatoy.com/fleshlight/cata...CoffeeLady.jpg

bring him a lap dancer

Hookers,,,,,

Get him a glorious emu!

Tie him up on a chair then fuck his wife in front of him. Then throw a party and act like if everything was normal.

one of these
http://www.airek.com/gfy/139.jpg

:winkwink: :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Holy Shit!!! :eek2 Who is she?

a very fun, nice, cute girl with alot of potential. :) her name is chaos, and she made my b-day one hell of a night.

:thumbsup

http://www.airek.com/gfy/bday/100.jpg
http://www.airek.com/gfy/bday/101.jpg

i think mobbucks might know something about her :winkwink:

strippers would be the best.

Izzz doing a striptease

Definitely a perfect gift.

Porn. :pimp Take the Mobucks crew out partying again. Get 'em all liquored up, convincing them to give you a year pass to all their sites. Or at least Josie Junior. Give your friend the pass for his birthday.

Of course, if his wife isn't cool with that, maybe you should stick with the more vanilla, bottle-of-wine idea.