I Prayed A Lot Last Night. God Answered.
 

God wants me to help clean up this industry. He doesn't mind porn as long as it's not too extreme. And he wants us all to start tithing, paying him 10% as mentioned in this thread:

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=505754

You can go along voluntarily or God and I will have to gaffle ya.

18 For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, 19 Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, 20 Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken; 21 No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the LORD made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God. 22 He shall eat the bread of his God, both of the most holy, and of the holy. 23 Only he shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the altar, because he hath a blemish; that he profane not my sanctuaries: for I the LORD do sanctify them.

- Leviticus 21: 18-23

so jah seh....

How come the government wants more than God? :uhoh

God told me to tell you that's because he gets 10% of the money from every one in the world, regardless of which nation they're from. He needs less 'cause he has more peeps, yo.

hellaluhjaaaaah,,, praise me.. uhm him ;)

You're starting to scare me Donny.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Send money to the churches so they can fund their crusades against the porn industry! :1orglaugh

far out man









weird movie

Better that I scare you on earth than God has to scare you by sending you to eternal hellfire. You'll be cast into outer darkness, where there is weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth.

OR... you can turn to Jesus. And be saved from your wicked ways.

Did your mom and dad call you today Don? Must be feeling that Pastoral, parental guilt.

:winkwink:

I turned my life over to Jesus. God is my co-pilot now.

so you dont believe in pre marital sex anymore right?

Belinda... you still got the number for a big sausage delivery right?

Ding Ding....order up.....

Actually I do believe that I have some coupons that I need to redeem. I think I will give them a call.
:thumbsup

SHE (god, that is) told me recently that what we do is GOOD for mankind, and that sex between consenting adults, or with oneself, is a natural/normal/healthy aspect of life on Earth; and, that we help people handle stress, tension, and lack of available nookie; and that we help people be more productive and happy.

Dave

does circumcision count as "giving 10% to God" if it was done in a religous ceremony?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

last time I've been praying God, he 'd striked me with a lightning bolt
way too dangerous to try to repeat the procedure

God doesn't like all the threads about his existence today...

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