Are you an ugly fat guy wanting to pay your own way to Vegas?
 

I am looking for a personal assistant in Sin City.

You will be taking up residence on my couch in a part of Vegas that most would consider the ghetto.

Plenty of night life if you are a degenerate gambler and crave 50 year old asian hookers.

Experience is not necessary, I will train you to be my fluffer.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I bet Lawrence Connor would take the job

:1orglaugh hmmmm there should be a ton of guys lining up for this LOL :winkwink:

eros what part of town are you in?

Follow the smell of dead bodies, dirty diapers and spray paint fumes.

Actually out by Nellis AFB

i live up nears craig and decatur

Hit up redrob. he sounds like just the guy for you

COOL man...come to the next webmaster get together...don't know when it is but would love to meet you

I actually have a friend of mine lives out that way..he's around Craig and Simmons

I'm in the 200 plus range..Am I too skinny?

Take two dozen donuts and call me in the morning

:1orglaugh Possible enough

if there's hoodrats and crackheads running around your neighborhood then you have a deal.