Are you a HOT chick? Want to go to the philippines all expenses paid?
 

I need an office assistant and I'll fly you out, pay for your upper class living arrangements, and give you a salary - must be YOUNG, i don't care if you don't know what you're doing, and the ultimate deciding factor is you must be hot. You will live in a high end city, called Makati (if not the highest end in manila?), and there is TONS of night life...


If you know someone 18 yrs old who wants to come, email me, [email protected] - pictures required for all applicants.

look for an "assistant"? LOL I bet :1orglaugh

Just get a hooker and be done with it.


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Yep for a guy with a gmail account lol

One more girl never to be heard from again......

This is a serious request, and the applicant would be doing serious office tasks - trainable if needed - not a big deal if need to be trained, but I am very flexible and run a very good office, would have more fun than she could handle, that i can guarantee

I don't want to devulge my real identity, this is a serious request, guaranteed - I will be returning to manila in 1-2 weeks, that is the deadline

I guarantee you're not going to find that here. Take Shooting_Manic's advice.

I am looking for the same thing except with a few exceptions.

#1) i'm not going to pay you

#2) I'll be honest, i just want ass

Oh yeah... here let me give my sister your email.

Why she must be hot and young, you too shy to go to a porn club?

i dont want a filipino, i have enough of that, i want a white or latina for this position


I mean... a white or latino girl would understand the concepts of the industry I operate a lot better than an asian girl...


This is a serious request, flight paid for, upper class rent paid for, salary given, tons of fucking fun

[email protected]

Wanted, hot 18 year old teen to sit under my desk and perform office "duties" in a very fun office enviroment. No skills nessasary... will train.

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No offence man, none at all, but at least be a bit more creative in your request.

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Key words... "tons of fucking fun"

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JUICY???? :upsidedow

I am going to eat dinner and then apply.

I fly business class and only on American.

Thanks.

Try the Playboy Mansion or Nikki's Girls... :thumbsup

Wanted: HOt young blonde girl to blow me 10 times a day. MUST BE HOT.

Idiot!

This thread is so wrong. Girls run run as fast as you can.

hahaha fucking jealous

The chosen applicant will fly First Class via Continental Airlines - and be met by a private driver, and taken to my office where she will meet me and be escorted to her new lavish digs where she can rest and eat something to get over her jet lag.

That night comes the ton of fucking fun.. the night life is awesome in makati!

Hahaha....oh man. Someone should pin this thread.

Will the driver look like Poppy?

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Yeah, no shit!


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what do you consider hot? that could be a wide range of things... :)

Well damn, that counts me out.

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Isn't that employment discrimination? An 18 year old female either white or hisanic with absolutely no skills? Um, yeah. I think that's discrimination. Someone get an old ugly black lady that used to be an office assistant to apply and if she doesn't get the job, sue for discrimination. :thumbsup

If this is for real it's fucking pathetic.

Yeah and when you done I have a JOB in Aruba BUT....U must be HOT

dumbass

kyle?

kaz?

anz?

:helpme

If you are in the market to be a sex slave I would like to enter the bidding.

Is this the same guy who was looking for an Escort earlier?

fucking-around-and-business-discussion/505385-manila-escort-hookups.html

Send over some info about yourself and a pic, I have considered delegating specific tasks to multiple office assistants thus having each one specialize in a particular field.

That is for my fun, this thread is a serious request for an office assistant who wants to have a lavish foreign life, and tons of fucking fun. I of course want someone good looking to spend my entire day with at work, so hotness is a neccesity.


[email protected]

hahahahahahahahah!!! WTF?!?!

U ARE THE MEN!!! :thumbsup

anz can't spell!!!!

btw, this is now open to ALL PINAYS!

If you know a HOT FHM PINAY GIRL, THEN TELL HER TO EMAIL ME - ONLY FHM QUALITY PINAYS PLEASE!

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I may be able to find you someone

You are from Aruba? hit me up on icq..Would love to chat with you.
:)

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best thread

Thought i had heard it all but this is a fucking beauty..So GFY needs a knew topic called FUCKING JOB OPPURTUNITIES & SHIT !!!

who's coming with me? i'm giving a lollipop wit colorful baloon

hahahaha! :D that would be an awesome and funniest thread!




hope you find your "HOT ASSISTANT" socrates.. :1orglaugh

I admire your noble intention of offering jobs to those who need it but I guess your approach isn't so good.

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I'm sure you'd find many gullible applicant from that country.

ahh thats why your applicant needs to be young, hot and female

i bet she'll get some good training :1orglaugh

Does she have to sit on your lap when taking notes?

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this thread is fucking hilarious :1orglaugh