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Slick 02-10-2002 08:07 AM

Babies KNOW When You Wanna Have Sex
 
Geez, I had one hell of a bad night last night with my little baby girl. My wife went out last night with her sisters for a while and my buddy came over and we played games and stuff.

Well, she calls me up at 1:20am wanting me to come pick her up, saying that she wants me to fuck the hell outta her when she gets home (she gets pretty wild when she's drinking, he he), so I run over there and pick her up while my bud sticks around to watch the baby.

We get home about 1:40am, my buddy heads out the door and my wife starts flirting around with me. Well, the baby just happens to wake up. We think that she'll go back to sleep and are both ready to go. My wife is laying in bed totally naked. I, of course, at this time am thinking "YEAH, I'm gonna get it !!" (when you've been together for 11 years, married, and have 3 kids, you don't get it too often).

The baby KNEW something was going down and was damn sure that she was gonna stop whatever we were thinking of doing. She didn't wanna be let down, she was fighting to stay awake. As soon as her eyes would close, they'd pop back open and when you did think that she was asleep and put her down, she'd wake back up again. She ended up staying up until around 4am !!!!! My wife was crashed, laying there naked, I tried to ignite something, but she wasn't up for it, so I just had to lay there with my wood. What a rough night, ha ha ha.

Terenzo 02-10-2002 08:14 AM

hehe - no baby yet ;)

pr0 02-10-2002 08:35 AM

extra strength condom + hooker

don 02-10-2002 01:05 PM

At least she didnt wake up in the middle of your fun.like mine does.


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