The perfect dump
 

Every once in a while, each of us experiences a perfect dump, it's rare, but a thing of beauty in all respects. You sit down expecting the worst, but what you get is a smooth sliding, fartless masterpiece that breaks the water with the splashless grace of an expert diver. But that's not the end of it. You use some toilet tissue only to find that it was totally unnecessary. It makes you feel that all is right with the world and you are in perfect harmony with it.

*useless without pictures*

it sounds more like you are gay and got a good asspounding.

is it true you take a big shit after it? i guess you already answered.

you can see all the condoms coming out. LOL