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Cory W 08-16-2005 07:47 PM

Mac virus shredding OSX. Unreal.
 
Haha...get real.

But you do have to love Windows :)

Windows worms knocking out computers
By Joris Evers

Network worms are shutting down computers running Windows 2000, Trend Micro has warned.

http://news.com.com/Windows+worms+kn...?tag=sas.email

OTerror 08-16-2005 07:48 PM

a mac virus.. that would be the day

digifan 08-16-2005 07:50 PM

Haven't seen too many mac viruses yet ;)

Cory W 08-16-2005 07:52 PM

I read that article and couldn't help but think, "man, those were the days..."

Having an Apple changed everything. Plus they are pretty.

phatzaneŽ 08-16-2005 07:55 PM

the thread name tricked me..... :( :thumbsup

The Truth Hurts 08-16-2005 07:56 PM

virus programmers are compassionate bunch... they figure Mac users have enough problems...

ya know.. being an uppity elitist virgin is a full time job...

Cory W 08-16-2005 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Truth Hurts
virus programmers are compassionate bunch... they figure Mac users have enough problems...

ya know.. being an uppity elitist virgin is a full time job...

My rule is if you want to sling an insult, make it good.

That was good!

haha

Sig quote updated!

12clicks 08-16-2005 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WEG Cory
I read that article and couldn't help but think, "man, those were the days..."

Having an Apple changed everything. Plus they are pretty.

you can't run an affiliate program properly without one. :winkwink:

Triple 6 08-16-2005 07:59 PM

ok so do people who have a mac here.... u have NO AV running at all????? jus curious. I never seen any NAV for MAC but wtf do i know, i dont have a mac

Cory W 08-16-2005 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicks
you can't run an affiliate program properly without one. :winkwink:


Haha

You should see the Starbucks and G4's on a sunny day.

Posh I say.

bhutocracy 08-16-2005 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Truth Hurts
virus programmers are compassionate bunch... they figure Mac users have enough problems...

ya know.. being an uppity elitist virgin is a full time job...

lol. I wish someone could be bothered targetting them again just to shut them up.. pity they want to make CNN and not apple.com.. I remember lecturing on a classroom of macs a few years ago when a bad worm was going around - it was like rapist night at the nunnery... at least pc users know how to put on a condom. my machine was auto updated hours ago.

Cory W 08-16-2005 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Triple 6
ok so do people who have a mac here.... u have NO AV running at all????? jus curious. I never seen any NAV for MAC but wtf do i know, i dont have a mac

What is "AV?"

I push the power button and it starts.

I plug something in and it tells me what is plugged in and ask me to choose what I would like to do.

It reminds me that I have a dentist appointment and if I choose to ignore it, I get a page in my phone :)

-----Nope, I don't run AV. I think some do though. But they aren't heavy.

Peaches 08-16-2005 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by digifan
Haven't seen too many mac viruses yet ;)

What would be the point? Only 200 people's computers would crash. What's the fun in that? :upsidedow

spanky part 2 08-16-2005 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peaches
What would be the point? Only 200 people's computers would crash. What's the fun in that? :upsidedow

One cow says to the other cow in line at the slaughter house. Hey what the fuck is with Bob up there, he fell down and isn't moving anymore.

If you like to follow the heard go right ahead.

GatorB 08-16-2005 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by digifan
Haven't seen too many mac viruses yet ;)

Apple just released a shitload of patches. I though Macs were perfect? Hmmmmmmm.

sfera 08-16-2005 08:58 PM

y people do stupid shit like that .. whats the point

spanky part 2 08-16-2005 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB
Apple just released a shitload of patches. I though Macs were perfect? Hmmmmmmm.


Maybe it's because Apple tries to stay ahead of the game. MS on the other hand likes to get a huge virus problem then send out a patch when it's too late.

bhutocracy 08-16-2005 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spanky part 2
One cow says to the other cow in line at the slaughter house. Hey what the fuck is with Bob up there, he fell down and isn't moving anymore.

If you like to follow the heard go right ahead.

lol macolytes users are the worst herd followers there are, but are too vapid to realise "think different" is just clever pandering to their herd all the while they're being led by the nose so badly they can defend not having more than one mouse button for a decade. lol.

I would almost get a mac except for the users.

GatorB 08-16-2005 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spanky part 2
Maybe it's because Apple tries to stay ahead of the game. MS on the other hand likes to get a huge virus problem then send out a patch when it's too late.

If they were ahead of the game they wouldn't have problems. Amcs are gods gift of computers so get over it. It's so fucking good they can't get over 3% market share in over 20 years of trying. Hmmmmmmmm.

3piece chicken Dinner 08-16-2005 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WEG Cory
What is "AV?"

I push the power button and it starts.

I plug something in and it tells me what is plugged in and ask me to choose what I would like to do.

It reminds me that I have a dentist appointment and if I choose to ignore it, I get a page in my phone :)

-----Nope, I don't run AV. I think some do though. But they aren't heavy.


You may want to keep your little MAC secret to yourself. if more than .7% of the net was using it , It might be something worth writing a worm for.


I can see the headlines now.

50% OF ALL MAC USERS INFECTED WITH KILLER OSX WORM

SanFranciso (AP)- 4 users of Apple's MAC computer were
infected by a worm today that killed their Tiger OS a spokesperson
for apple reported.

" With 50% of users affected, this might be the biggest
attack against end user pc's in history" said Pierre Swallows of
the MANHOLE CAFE, " I don't appreciate people damaging my MAC,
now I'll have to find something else to use as an accessory while
drinking my Java slide half/calf decalf with a twist."







.

spanky part 2 08-16-2005 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3piece chicken Dinner
You may want to keep your little MAC secret to yourself. if more than .7% of the net was using it , It might be something worth writing a worm for.


I can see the headlines now.

50% OF ALL MAC USERS INFECTED WITH KILLER OSX WORM

SanFranciso (AP)- 4 users of Apple's MAC computer were
infected by a worm today that killed their Tiger OS a spokesperson
for apple reported.

" With 50% of users affected, this might be the biggest
attack against end user pc's in history" said Pierre Swallows of
the MANHOLE CAFE, " I don't appreciate people damaging my MAC,
now I'll have to find something else to use as an accessory while
drinking my Java slide half/calf decalf with a twist.".



.

I have both and I some days I just feel like I need extra work, so I turn on my pc

GatorB 08-16-2005 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spanky part 2
I have both and I some days I just feel like I need extra work, so I turn on my pc

Here's a new slogan

"Macs, for when you want half the internet for twice the price"

Cory W 08-17-2005 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spanky part 2
I have both and I some days I just feel like I need extra work, so I turn on my pc

Haha

I never understand why people enjoy extra work, installing drivers, etc...

spanky part 2 08-17-2005 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB
Here's a new slogan

"Macs, for when you want half the internet for twice the price"

Some people like Jags and some like Ford Escorts.

I figure you are the second.


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