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evanmorgan 08-16-2005 02:26 PM

this wedding i went to got interesting
 
when the brides 60 year old father turned up with his new 20 year old girlfriend, and boy is she a fuckin hotty. Us cousins of the bride were told that if this girl had shown up we were gonna have to keep her busy/out the way, thats a job i would have enjoyed....she seems like a little freak as well, she saw me and my sisters boyfriends looking/staring at her and she gave us a little smile.

He aint rich, and as far as a know, he doesnt have a monster cock. Whats the deal, why cant i get a girl that hot when some frail old man can....fuckin shit

Evan

ElvisManson 08-16-2005 02:29 PM

cause he talks to women in person instead of bitching about it on a message board?

:winkwink:

evanmorgan 08-16-2005 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElvisManson
cause he talks to women in person instead of bitching about it on a message board?

:winkwink:

u aint seen the guy, he looks like mr burns, and she was a little blonde with a tight ass.....whats the world coming to....definately worth bitchin about

Ev

ElvisManson 08-16-2005 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evanmorgan
u aint seen the guy, he looks like mr burns, and she was a little blonde with a tight ass.....whats the world coming to....definately worth bitchin about

Ev

it's the Law of Averages. Doesn't matter how ugly you are... If you ask out 10 really hot girls...at least one of them is going to say yes.

:2 cents:

GlydeGirl 08-16-2005 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evanmorgan
He aint rich, and as far as a know, he doesnt have a monster cock. Whats the deal, why cant i get a girl that hot when some frail old man can....fuckin shit

Do you really want to know? Choose your most preferable option
a. he eats pussy like a professional
b. they have a wicked age play thing going on
c. BDSM

Scott McD 08-16-2005 02:40 PM

Ok we need pic's of the chick ??? :upsidedow

wargames 08-16-2005 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evanmorgan
when the brides 60 year old father turned up with his new 20 year old girlfriend, and boy is she a fuckin hotty. Us cousins of the bride were told that if this girl had shown up we were gonna have to keep her busy/out the way, thats a job i would have enjoyed....she seems like a little freak as well, she saw me and my sisters boyfriends looking/staring at her and she gave us a little smile.

He aint rich, and as far as a know, he doesnt have a monster cock. Whats the deal, why cant i get a girl that hot when some frail old man can....fuckin shit

Evan

Escort service they are fantastic. :thumbsup

Miguel T 08-16-2005 02:45 PM

Maybe he doesnt spend the day in front of a Computer Screen ;)

sicone 08-16-2005 02:46 PM

maybe he pays for her services

sonofsam 08-16-2005 02:47 PM

maybe hes got a crazy life insurance plan

Sosa 08-16-2005 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wargames
Escort service they are fantastic. :thumbsup

lol, she was ordered from my website :)

evanmorgan 08-16-2005 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD
Ok we need pic's of the chick ??? :upsidedow

if i had one, i would be busy right now

Drake 08-16-2005 03:49 PM

You should have asked him what his secret is :)

Dalai lama 08-16-2005 04:00 PM

She was hired :winkwink:

Hollywood Horwitz 08-16-2005 04:11 PM

pics ,where they at?

bllott 08-16-2005 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam
maybe hes got a crazy life insurance plan


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

Spunky 08-16-2005 04:22 PM

She knows he's about to croak soon..gold digging bitch

BellaSeaira 08-16-2005 04:29 PM

There is a 21 year diff between me an my bf. He treats me better than any guy my age ever has.

Doc911 08-16-2005 04:33 PM

some chicks really dig older men.

tristan_D 08-16-2005 04:40 PM

maybe when you turn 60 you'll get your turn.

Wiggles 08-16-2005 05:57 PM

maybe he hired her for the night :)

OG LennyT 08-16-2005 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiggles
maybe he hired her for the night :)

what I'm thinkin :pimp

AdultNex 08-16-2005 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BellaSeaira
There is a 21 year diff between me an my bf. He treats me better than any guy my age ever has.

Can someone say AFC? :1orglaugh

BellaSeaira 08-16-2005 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdultNex
Can someone say AFC? :1orglaugh

what????

nofx 08-16-2005 07:24 PM

shes a gold digging whore

reed_4 08-16-2005 07:35 PM

Maybe the old man knows alot of things about Hypnotism.

PixeLs 08-16-2005 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evanmorgan
when the brides 60 year old father turned up with his new 20 year old girlfriend, and boy is she a fuckin hotty. Us cousins of the bride were told that if this girl had shown up we were gonna have to keep her busy/out the way, thats a job i would have enjoyed....she seems like a little freak as well, she saw me and my sisters boyfriends looking/staring at her and she gave us a little smile.

He aint rich, and as far as a know, he doesnt have a monster cock. Whats the deal, why cant i get a girl that hot when some frail old man can....fuckin shit

Evan

I feel your pain Morg. :(

reynold 08-17-2005 02:01 AM

It hurts me so bad hearing heartbreaks like this one. :(


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