Joke of the day
 

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This man and his wife have a baby and a couple months after the baby is born it gets the hiccups. This goes on for a few months and the mother keeps taking the baby to doctors trying to find out what the problem is. After about 6 months the husband get to stopping at the local bar on the way home getting drunk and comming home then passing out. Anyway the wife's friend tells her about a new doctor so she takes the baby to the doctor and he tells her to tie a blue ribbon around the babys dick. Well this sounds a bit strange but she goes home and does it and the hiccups quit. Well that night the husband comes home drunk and strips naked then passes out on the bed. Then later he gets the hiccups so the wife thinks "well it worked for the baby maybe it will work for him" so she gets a blue ribbon and ties it on his dick but the hiccups keep going so she thinks " well he is older maybe a diffrent color will work" so she gets a red ribbon and ties it on and the hiccups stop. Well the next morning the guy wakes up and goes to the bathroom. He is standing in front of the mirror and looks down and says "Well big fellow I dont remember where the hell we went or what the hell we were doing buy we sure as shit got first and second prize.

Brian

Heard the one about the jumprope????















































Skip it...

Yea I'm fucking tired!

not funny :2 cents:

LoL.

I wonder if he took his teeth out.


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ack

I am glad I didnt have sex plans for today

Brian

Here I sit in a cloud of vapor.
Some damn fool done stole tha paper.
I can't wait or even linger.
so watch out ass here comes tha finger.

shit house poet strikes again

He who writes on bathroom walls...
Rolls his shit into little balls.....
He who reads these words of wit...
Eats those little balls of shit!