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Cheshire 02-08-2002 03:06 PM

My new car is cursed!!!
 
I've had this car 3 months and a day, I've been back to the dealer with problems 4 times, just tuesday dash lights started blinking out. Wednesday night this teenager sideswiped me while I was driving home from the gym, and then last night someone broke my quarterpanel window and stole my gym bag! WTF???:waaaaahh

ElvisManson 02-08-2002 03:08 PM

Get RAM to drive you around on the back of his Motorcycle.

Sorry to hear about your bad Car-ma btw.

TaDoW 02-08-2002 03:08 PM

quick! buy an AMC Hornet!

kmanrox 02-08-2002 03:08 PM

jesus that sux....

just think of it this way, its sad, but apprently someone else needed your clothes more than you.... sad individual...

TaDoW 02-08-2002 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ElvisManson

>>>>>>>>Car-ma

You are SOOOOOo fired for that :tongue:

TaDoW 02-08-2002 03:11 PM

Cheschire~

It'll be okay, now that you don't have any clothes, you can come over and spend the night in my bed, I'll keep you ultra warm!:thumbsup

ElvisManson 02-08-2002 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TaDoW

You are SOOOOOo fired for that :tongue:

I've read to much Spider Robinson in my life :Graucho

Cheshire 02-08-2002 03:13 PM

Bad Car-ma ~ cute, thanks ElvisManson:)
I'm gonna buy a bicycle with an electrified field for when I'm not riding it, or when I'm feeling frisky.
And you're right kmanrox, all I can think is that someone else needed that DKNY bag and shirt and NewBalance sneakers more than me.

Ludedude 02-08-2002 03:13 PM

I just saw your panties for sale on eBay :eek7

Squishy 02-08-2002 03:16 PM

I sure wish they'd release the Segway to the general public soon...my fucking Accord goes the way of the Dodo on that day.

Cheshire 02-08-2002 03:16 PM

How much? I only had one crotchless pair you know.

TaDoW 02-08-2002 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
Bad Car-ma ~ cute, thanks ElvisManson:)
I'm gonna buy a bicycle with an electrified field when I'm not riding it, or for when I'm feeling frisky.
And you're right TaDow, all I can think is that someone else needed that DKNY bag and shirt and NewBalance sneakers more than me.

erm, actually, that was kman who said that about the bag of stuff.

I'm the one who made a fairly subtle pass at you. btw, if you wear your gfy shirt with your nippies showing, I won't charge you rent :-D

Ludedude 02-08-2002 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
How much? I only had one crotchless pair you know.
Of course I know :winkwink:

gt23zeus 02-08-2002 03:29 PM

sorry to hear your bad luck
i would shoot the car HAHAAAHA

Theo 02-08-2002 03:30 PM

thats why i use bus, nobody ever broke any gllass :)

Theo 02-08-2002 03:31 PM

-l

kmanrox 02-08-2002 03:32 PM

i am wholeheartedly offended that such a suave, debonaire, good looking, full of class young man like myself can get confused with the likes of TaDoW!!!!!!!

he's in the frickin Afghani mafia for jeebus sake!!!

pffffft!

Theo 02-08-2002 03:33 PM

shit,i had a fucker that stole me a dkny bag too. I know there's only one in my area like this, if i ever find it i'm gonna cut the throat of the one that'll carry,no joking

Jakke PNG 02-08-2002 03:35 PM

Cheshire, just send the car to me and be done with it. Really, that's a good idea. I have an empty garage and all.
I can pay you up to 20$:Graucho

Cheshire 02-08-2002 04:24 PM

I'm pretty sure that my car's worth more than 20 bucks, curse and all, infact I might be able to value it higher if I can prove it's haunted by a disgruntled commuter or something.
And Kmanrox, I am soooooo sorry! I was reading everyone's responses and TaDow had several, I mixed up the names. I like the way you think, and I hope that my stuff does go to someone who needs it more than I do. I just LOVED that bag, it will be missed :( .
My Grandmother's Christmas card to me was in one of the pockets too, someone's going to hell for that.:feels-hot

Amputate Your Head 02-08-2002 04:26 PM

format c:

Theo 02-08-2002 04:35 PM

"hope that my stuff does go to someone who needs it more than I do. "
i'm in need of some underwear!!

TaDoW 02-08-2002 04:38 PM

cheschire ... if you have an extra pair of thong panties laying around, brettj likes to prance around in them .. he's very much in need!

SNOW 02-08-2002 04:48 PM

I think it's time to face the facts and get yourself a sugar daddy>>

Some crate showed up with a bag in it and some used panties..What's this????

SNOW 02-08-2002 04:49 PM

Chesire Icq me.....I have a surprise for you..

kmanrox 02-08-2002 04:59 PM

Cheshire -- will you marry me?

HeadPimp 02-08-2002 05:01 PM

Don't feel too bad Chesire. I went out and put new ponits, rotor and cap in my POS bus to make it run an little better and the bastard starts running worse... On the upside it is so ugly no one ever would think of breaking into it. That is the way to avoid being ripped off.

X37375787 02-08-2002 05:05 PM

Cheshire - you're simply too hot for this world :winkwink:

ZapMan 02-08-2002 05:08 PM

Time for a Rotty

Pete 02-08-2002 05:08 PM

I've this type of thing before...Get rid of it now!!!!!!!

Cheshire 02-08-2002 05:13 PM

Kmanrox and Equinox make my world go round :girl

Pete: I came this [_] close to driving it in to a dealer as a trade in this afternoon on my way to get my window replaced. I'm having serious concerns.

Ludedude 02-08-2002 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
"hope that my stuff does go to someone who needs it more than I do. "
i'm in need of some underwear!!

Soul, ICQ me...I have a line on the sweetest little crotchless number :thumbsup

Cheshire 02-11-2002 06:13 PM

Check engine light just came on, and the keyless entry stopped working.
I'm gonna cut it's heart out with a butter knife.:BangBang:

geoff 02-11-2002 07:28 PM

dont drive angry

:Graucho

kmanrox 02-11-2002 08:22 PM

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