Check this out, RRRED thinks I'm a...
 

fat, ugly, 35 year old redneck that enjoys sitting on the front porch while sporting his stained wife beater strumming away at his banjo in between spitting out his chaw.

Should I be offended by that? What a bitch!

Whats wrong with that? Notice my location :)

yeah I would be... how dare she call you a banjo player :)

I thought you were in your early 20's? :pimp

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Haha hey now I NEVER said your wife beater had stains!!

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That's exactly how I pictured you.

'cept'n I didn't know you played the banjo.

Apparently not. To some, I'm a middle-aged redneck who can't figure out how to turn on his computer!

I'm making her buy me dinner now. A nice fancy place like KFC or Pizza Hut.

I'm going to make you some lasagna instead... I just need to run to the store to buy the ketcup.

Ooo.

Lasagna.

made with ketchup :thumbsup

HAHA funny ppls

Make sure she gets you a good bottle or box of wine too. The good stuff like Thunderbird or MD 20-20! :thumbsup

Nah, Boone's Farm Strawberry Kiwi goes good with ketchup lasagna and you can get it at any Wal Mart. :thumbsup

My bad. :(

You must be one of those Kon-o-sewers I've heard about. :1orglaugh

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