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Loryn 08-11-2005 10:29 AM
Beer
 
At a world brewing convention in the States, the CEOs of various brewing organizations retired to the bar at the end of each day's conferencing.

Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the Barman: "In 'Strylya, we make the best bladdy beer in the world, so pour me a bladdy Fosters, mate."

Bob, CEO of Budweiser calls out next: "In the States, we brew the finest beers of the world, and I make the king of them all, gimme a Bud."

Hans steps up next: "In Germany ve invented das beer, ferdamt. Give me ein Becks, ya ist der real King of beers, danke."

Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward: "Barman, would ya give me a diet coke with ice and lemon. tanks."

The others stare at him in stunned silence, amazement written all over their faces.

Eventually Bruce asks: "Are you not going to have a Guinness, Pat?"

Paddy replies "Well, if you fookin' pansies aren't drinkin', then neither am I!"

Fresh 08-11-2005 10:31 AM
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

nice morning humor.

Dalai lama 08-11-2005 10:34 AM
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh Good one Loryn. I needed a laugh :)

DaLord 08-11-2005 10:36 AM
Hahahahahaha

Shoehorn! 08-11-2005 10:38 AM
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Paul Waters 08-11-2005 10:40 AM
Most excellent!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

NickRac 08-11-2005 10:43 AM
haha halarious!

RuthB 08-11-2005 10:46 AM
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh that was a good one! love it! lol

Loryn, you share some great jokes!:thumbsup

LittleSassy 08-11-2005 10:56 AM
:1orglaugh nice start for the day

chemicaleyes 08-11-2005 11:00 AM
hahaha :1orglaugh

Nazgrel 08-11-2005 11:04 AM
Nice one :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

pubenemy 08-11-2005 11:13 AM
thats classic... Love it

PixeLs 08-11-2005 11:19 PM
Fun post for the day.. Nice find girl. ;)

tresisa 08-11-2005 11:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com
At a world brewing convention in the States, the CEOs of various brewing organizations retired to the bar at the end of each day's conferencing.

Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the Barman: "In 'Strylya, we make the best bladdy beer in the world, so pour me a bladdy Fosters, mate."

Bob, CEO of Budweiser calls out next: "In the States, we brew the finest beers of the world, and I make the king of them all, gimme a Bud."

Hans steps up next: "In Germany ve invented das beer, ferdamt. Give me ein Becks, ya ist der real King of beers, danke."

Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward: "Barman, would ya give me a diet coke with ice and lemon. tanks."

The others stare at him in stunned silence, amazement written all over their faces.

Eventually Bruce asks: "Are you not going to have a Guinness, Pat?"

Paddy replies "Well, if you fookin' pansies aren't drinkin', then neither am I!"
:pimp im drunk..wushuuuuuuuu

The Ghost 08-11-2005 11:28 PM
I love a beer so thick I can stand a spoon up in it. :winkwink:

Realpascal 08-12-2005 12:08 AM
Did I post here already ?

Warren 08-12-2005 01:08 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com
At a world brewing convention in the States, the CEOs of various brewing organizations retired to the bar at the end of each day's conferencing.

Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the Barman: "In 'Strylya, we make the best bladdy beer in the world, so pour me a bladdy Fosters, mate."

Bob, CEO of Budweiser calls out next: "In the States, we brew the finest beers of the world, and I make the king of them all, gimme a Bud."

Hans steps up next: "In Germany ve invented das beer, ferdamt. Give me ein Becks, ya ist der real King of beers, danke."

Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward: "Barman, would ya give me a diet coke with ice and lemon. tanks."

The others stare at him in stunned silence, amazement written all over their faces.

Eventually Bruce asks: "Are you not going to have a Guinness, Pat?"

Paddy replies "Well, if you fookin' pansies aren't drinkin', then neither am I!"


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

naugthygUrL 08-12-2005 01:10 AM
hahahaha good one loryn..

je_rome 08-12-2005 01:11 AM
haha! that is really hilarious!

moneymotivates 08-12-2005 01:12 AM
hehe nice joke, thanks :winkwink:

Empress_JoinRightNow 08-12-2005 01:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com
At a world brewing convention in the States, the CEOs of various brewing organizations retired to the bar at the end of each day's conferencing.

Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the Barman: "In 'Strylya, we make the best bladdy beer in the world, so pour me a bladdy Fosters, mate."

Bob, CEO of Budweiser calls out next: "In the States, we brew the finest beers of the world, and I make the king of them all, gimme a Bud."

Hans steps up next: "In Germany ve invented das beer, ferdamt. Give me ein Becks, ya ist der real King of beers, danke."

Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward: "Barman, would ya give me a diet coke with ice and lemon. tanks."

The others stare at him in stunned silence, amazement written all over their faces.

Eventually Bruce asks: "Are you not going to have a Guinness, Pat?"

Paddy replies "Well, if you fookin' pansies aren't drinkin', then neither am I!"
Oh! I love paddy's character. He's from guinness indeed! wakekekeekkee
yooh.
...!.

tristan_D 08-12-2005 01:36 AM
a joke as good as a shot of beer. good one.

Thomas1007 08-12-2005 02:03 AM
Lmao
excellent
:1orglaugh :thumbsup

Sin 08-12-2005 02:08 AM
Nice one! :)

siva350 08-12-2005 02:11 AM
Thats fuckin great

reed_4 08-12-2005 04:02 AM
that's really funny.


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