Valentine's Day Gift Ideas
 

Okay, I know, this will probably turn into a JOKE thread, but fuck it.... what would you give, if any, to your significant other this Valentine's Day?

I have a "friend" that lives in another country, what's a good international token of appreciation?

stip o gram?

Herpes.

Ahhh yes... airborne herpes :eek2

just booked my valentines day gift a couple minutes ago :D
http://sybaris.com/chalet.html

Candles are always good. But not those cheap-ass kind they sell at Wal-Mart, get the good stuff:

http://www.oursecret.com/candles/womans.html

My wife is getting 2 dozen confetti roses, a trip to the spa, and SEX!

that's a great place to bring the wife for the weekend

but it's a little too expensive for my skank hookers - even with the afternoon rates

Rent a nice little place in the mountains and take her on a romantic weekend.

That always works and is good R&R for U2 ;)

CC