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Braincash Fred 08-10-2005 02:06 PM

Post your weird message from members
 
Just got this from one guy...

"Hi Fred.

Hope you actually know Peter North because I have a question for him.
Who better to ask than one of the most prominent well respected porn
stars in the business.

I've noticed that Peter has gone hairless, trying to find anything out
about going hairless on the internet is proving really frustrating.

So is there anyway you can ask peter to drop me a quick line or give
you the information, the real scoop on how the porn stars are all doing it,
going hairless. Are they using creams (what are they using, product names,)
are they shaving their whole body. Are they using hair inhibitors (again
what product) to stop re-growth, are they finding a downside to it.

Who better to ask than the guys in the professional business who do
know about this and are actively doing it.

Why do I want to go hairless, my girlfriend wants me to, she says the
sex is better and it's a big turn on for her.

Sj.

P.S. I personally would love to know if peter or anyone in the industry
knows how to stop beard growth, I'm so very tired of shaving I'd do
almost anything to be able to stop having to shave my face. Many thanks in
advance."


So do I refer him to Gillette's affiliate program? :)
Only one of the weird message we receive everyweek...

Phoenix 08-10-2005 02:07 PM

this one just in
I subscribe you at my mail list send me pictures from yourself bye bye

GlydeGirl 08-10-2005 02:10 PM

Tell him that everybody is doing laser hair removal... it works best on light skin with dark hair. Lasts for a couple of months, can even be permanent in some cases. Girls are doing their bikini lines using laser these days as an alternative to shaving. Laser costs big cash, but Peter North can definitely afford it.

Trafficbrokercom 08-10-2005 02:12 PM

We are running scat sites...

You don't want me to post weird emails from our members .. :Oh crap

SteveLightspeed 08-10-2005 02:17 PM

This one gets the prize for the weirdest email I've ever got...

LS (aka Steve Church)

http://tour.churchupskirts.com/frontsample.jpg
------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Hi.

I rejoined to see if there was any new REAL HOT AND NASTY content on the site. I still do REALLY enjoy some of the older work. But Steve - when will you put up new content that shows parts of the church in the background of upskirts shots? It's not enough just to show upskirts - you need to show parts of the church in the background of the shot. Can you put up some new
stuff that clearly shows that these girls are in church? That's the stuff that REALLY makes my cock ROCK-HARD. That's the stuff that makes me go *SCRUNCH* (you know, the devil eyes/forehead scrrrrrrunch thing people make when they are horny like the devil). That's what make me feel all demonic and hot as I'm squirting more gobs of hot cum onto the pages of my already-cum-stained holy bible.

Say, that reminds me, how 'bout more upskirt shots of girls holding the bible? Or how 'bout more shots of girls with no panties standing next to old people in church? How 'bout more shots of hot asses bending over the altar waiting to be spanked by jesus?

How 'bout more shots of hot bitches with their HOT ASSES exposed while kneeling up at communion rail? How about hot devil-whores with their fingers in their crotches while they sit in church?

Can you do some of the things? Can you do some new stuff like this? My devil dick still loves the old shots (and thanks for DOZENS of hot cum-filled jerk-off sessions) but it REALLY to squirt while looking at some NEW "devil made me do it" upskirt shots of hot devil-whores in church.

Please let me know what you think.

SINcerely,
The Stull Demon

Realpascal 08-10-2005 02:19 PM

This is going to be a fuckin' funny thread. :thumbsup

Braincash Fred 08-10-2005 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lightspeed
This one gets the prize for the weirdest email I've ever got...

LS (aka Steve Church)

I agree this is pretty fuck up! :thumbsup

Johny Traffic 08-10-2005 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lightspeed
This one gets the prize for the weirdest email I've ever got...

LS (aka Steve Church)

http://tour.churchupskirts.com/frontsample.jpg
------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Hi.

I rejoined to see if there was any new REAL HOT AND NASTY content on the site. I still do REALLY enjoy some of the older work. But Steve - when will you put up new content that shows parts of the church in the background of upskirts shots? It's not enough just to show upskirts - you need to show parts of the church in the background of the shot. Can you put up some new
stuff that clearly shows that these girls are in church? That's the stuff that REALLY makes my cock ROCK-HARD. That's the stuff that makes me go *SCRUNCH* (you know, the devil eyes/forehead scrrrrrrunch thing people make when they are horny like the devil). That's what make me feel all demonic and hot as I'm squirting more gobs of hot cum onto the pages of my already-cum-stained holy bible.

Say, that reminds me, how 'bout more upskirt shots of girls holding the bible? Or how 'bout more shots of girls with no panties standing next to old people in church? How 'bout more shots of hot asses bending over the altar waiting to be spanked by jesus?

How 'bout more shots of hot bitches with their HOT ASSES exposed while kneeling up at communion rail? How about hot devil-whores with their fingers in their crotches while they sit in church?

Can you do some of the things? Can you do some new stuff like this? My devil dick still loves the old shots (and thanks for DOZENS of hot cum-filled jerk-off sessions) but it REALLY to squirt while looking at some NEW "devil made me do it" upskirt shots of hot devil-whores in church.

Please let me know what you think.

SINcerely,
The Stull Demon

Fuck, I think you need to change your email and hope he goes away. Hes a nutter!

Scott McD 08-10-2005 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trafficbrokercom
We are running scat sites...

You don't want me to post weird emails from our members .. :Oh crap

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Master at Work 08-10-2005 03:12 PM

Steve you shouldn't have posted my e-mail in a public forum :(

Bobbi Doll 08-10-2005 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Braincash Fred
Just got this from one guy...

"Hi Fred.

Hope you actually know Peter North because I have a question for him.
Who better to ask than one of the most prominent well respected porn
stars in the business.

I've noticed that Peter has gone hairless, trying to find anything out
about going hairless on the internet is proving really frustrating.

So is there anyway you can ask peter to drop me a quick line or give
you the information, the real scoop on how the porn stars are all doing it,
going hairless. Are they using creams (what are they using, product names,)
are they shaving their whole body. Are they using hair inhibitors (again
what product) to stop re-growth, are they finding a downside to it.

Who better to ask than the guys in the professional business who do
know about this and are actively doing it.

Why do I want to go hairless, my girlfriend wants me to, she says the
sex is better and it's a big turn on for her.

Sj.

P.S. I personally would love to know if peter or anyone in the industry
knows how to stop beard growth, I'm so very tired of shaving I'd do
almost anything to be able to stop having to shave my face. Many thanks in
advance."


So do I refer him to Gillette's affiliate program? :)
Only one of the weird message we receive everyweek...

LMFAO!!!!!!

Bobbi Doll 08-10-2005 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lightspeed
This one gets the prize for the weirdest email I've ever got...

LS (aka Steve Church)

http://tour.churchupskirts.com/frontsample.jpg
------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Hi.

I rejoined to see if there was any new REAL HOT AND NASTY content on the site. I still do REALLY enjoy some of the older work. But Steve - when will you put up new content that shows parts of the church in the background of upskirts shots? It's not enough just to show upskirts - you need to show parts of the church in the background of the shot. Can you put up some new
stuff that clearly shows that these girls are in church? That's the stuff that REALLY makes my cock ROCK-HARD. That's the stuff that makes me go *SCRUNCH* (you know, the devil eyes/forehead scrrrrrrunch thing people make when they are horny like the devil). That's what make me feel all demonic and hot as I'm squirting more gobs of hot cum onto the pages of my already-cum-stained holy bible.

Say, that reminds me, how 'bout more upskirt shots of girls holding the bible? Or how 'bout more shots of girls with no panties standing next to old people in church? How 'bout more shots of hot asses bending over the altar waiting to be spanked by jesus?

How 'bout more shots of hot bitches with their HOT ASSES exposed while kneeling up at communion rail? How about hot devil-whores with their fingers in their crotches while they sit in church?

Can you do some of the things? Can you do some new stuff like this? My devil dick still loves the old shots (and thanks for DOZENS of hot cum-filled jerk-off sessions) but it REALLY to squirt while looking at some NEW "devil made me do it" upskirt shots of hot devil-whores in church.

Please let me know what you think.

SINcerely,
The Stull Demon

Wow! LMAO!!

Dalai lama 08-10-2005 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Braincash Fred
Are they using creams (what are they using, product names,) are they shaving their whole body. Are they using hair inhibitors (again what product) to stop re-growth, are they finding a downside to it.

Time to cash in on this member Fred.

WWC-DonMike 08-10-2005 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lightspeed
That's the stuff that REALLY makes my cock ROCK-HARD.

Hmmmm, now we know where Rochard got his name. LOL!

Quote:

That's the stuff that makes me go *SCRUNCH* (you know, the devil eyes/forehead scrrrrrrunch thing people make when they are horny like the devil). That's what make me feel all demonic and hot as I'm squirting more gobs of hot cum onto the pages of my already-cum-stained holy bible.
ROFLMAO!!!!!! Scrunch? Bwahahahaha :1orglaugh


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