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MaDalton 08-09-2005 11:48 AM

please recommend me a reliable php programmer!!!
 
i have a nice project in mind and need someone reliable with a good reputation and some finished projects as samples. and it would be better he had no family or friends that could die, cars or bikes he could have accidents with or anything else of those bullshit excuses that are used when someone is just lazy or took more projects as he is able to complete.

thx :)

chadglni 08-09-2005 11:48 AM

woj

look no further and hope he's available.

pr0 08-09-2005 11:51 AM

good fucking luck, all i've found on this board is abunch of slackers & talentless twits

the exception being alky

althought i'm interviewing 4 people right now for a personals script

MaDalton 08-09-2005 01:31 PM

:glugglug

rezdesign 08-09-2005 02:01 PM

Hey.

We have a programmer on staff who is quite talented, no bullshit or excuses.

Give me a shout and we'll talk...

Icq: 221948267

DutchTeenCash 08-09-2005 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton
i have a nice project in mind and need someone reliable with a good reputation and some finished projects as samples. and it would be better he had no family or friends that could die, cars or bikes he could have accidents with or anything else of those bullshit excuses that are used when someone is just lazy or took more projects as he is able to complete.

thx :)

Ive got one thats doing our new DTC V2 code right now hes pretty amazing lemme ask him to post here...

pradaboy 08-09-2005 02:22 PM

Go with Woj... he's great!

Doc911 08-09-2005 02:37 PM

Thanks thinkx for the referal,

I can write your code and I hate my family so they can all die without any interuptions in your work.

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showpo...7&postcount=15


I don't drive. I have a chauffeur

icq me at 161480555 or email [email protected]

MaDalton 08-09-2005 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doc911
Thanks thinkx for the referal,

I can write your code and I hate my family so they can all die without any interuptions in your work.

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showpo...7&postcount=15


I don't drive. I have a chauffeur

icq me at 161480555 or email [email protected]


haha - that sounds tempting... :1orglaugh

Echon 08-09-2005 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0
good fucking luck, all i've found on this board is abunch of slackers & talentless twits

the exception being alky

althought i'm interviewing 4 people right now for a personals script

Nice kid rock signature.

Mako 08-09-2005 02:47 PM

lol Doc, sold. :)

StuartD 08-09-2005 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0
good fucking luck, all i've found on this board is abunch of slackers & talentless twits

the exception being alky

althought i'm interviewing 4 people right now for a personals script

You haven't looked hard enough... they're out there.

If I was still doing that MaDalton, I'd offer to help out.

Toplessgoat 08-09-2005 02:53 PM

Hit up Tanguy, I worked with him at IGallery, good guy. LMK if you need his contact info.

MaDalton 08-09-2005 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toplessgoat
Hit up Tanguy, I worked with him at IGallery, good guy. LMK if you need his contact info.


tanguy is actually a good idea - i just met him this weekend

Jim Neil 08-09-2005 03:01 PM

My suggestion goes to calmlikeabomb. He does solid work - hes quick and has good rates. He's done work for me on many different occasions.
I just sent him this thread thru ICQ.
Good Luck

CJTraffic 08-09-2005 03:23 PM

I've got a good guy. Hit me up.

Alky 08-09-2005 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0
good fucking luck, all i've found on this board is abunch of slackers & talentless twits

the exception being alky

althought i'm interviewing 4 people right now for a personals script

thanks man :thumbsup

MaDalton 08-10-2005 05:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alky
thanks man :thumbsup

i saw you in florida - you look different than in your sig - did you had a haircut??? :1orglaugh

hit me up if you're interested to get the details and to give me a quote :thumbsup

alias 08-10-2005 05:12 AM

timeline, budget?

My buddy is good but busy as all skilled people are.

MaDalton 08-10-2005 05:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alias
timeline, budget?

My buddy is good but busy as all skilled people are.

i made a paper with my requirements - i just require to stay in the time and budget me and the programmer agree on after discussing the project. if he's interested he can contact me and i send him the paper :)

DutchTeenCash 08-10-2005 05:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton
i made a paper with my requirements - i just require to stay in the time and budget me and the programmer agree on after discussing the project. if he's interested he can contact me and i send him the paper :)

mornin uh up early or back in Germany? Doc is cool, Id send him the requirements :)

MaDalton 08-10-2005 05:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thinkx
mornin uh up early or back in Germany? Doc is cool, Id send him the requirements :)

i already did :)

DutchTeenCash 08-10-2005 05:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton
i already did :)

coolies

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Furious_Female 08-10-2005 05:59 AM

Napolean is the greatest programmer I have ever known and I have known a LOT of programmers over the years. Unfortunately, he doesn't take clients :( He doesn't have a need to hehe.

I hope you find what you're looking for! :thumbsup Good luck!!

Tevion 08-10-2005 06:03 AM

Good programmers are hard to find, I think your best bet would be to learn how to do it yourself :)

MaDalton 08-10-2005 06:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Furious_Female
Napolean is the greatest programmer I have ever known and I have known a LOT of programmers over the years. Unfortunately, he doesn't take clients :( He doesn't have a need to hehe.

I hope you find what you're looking for! :thumbsup Good luck!!

posts like that are extremely helpful - like waving a carrot in front of a donkey :disgust

MaDalton 08-10-2005 06:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tevion
Good programmers are hard to find, I think your best bet would be to learn how to do it yourself :)

and this was the most helpful advice so far - thank you :Oh crap

Furious_Female 08-10-2005 06:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton
posts like that are extremely helpful - like waving a carrot in front of a donkey :disgust

lol well, I was more or less giving a bump :)

Actually, if you want to ICQ me 160370494 I know several PHP coders who might be able to help you.

sarettah 08-10-2005 07:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton
and this was the most helpful advice so far - thank you :Oh crap

I can teach you :thumbsup (for a price of course)

Or...You know where to find me :upsidedow

chadglni 08-10-2005 07:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Furious_Female
Napolean is the greatest programmer I have ever known and I have known a LOT of programmers over the years. Unfortunately, he doesn't take clients :( He doesn't have a need to hehe.

I hope you find what you're looking for! :thumbsup Good luck!!

I knew him before he was famous. <sniff>

chowda 08-10-2005 07:36 AM

good programmers are hard to find

Doc911 08-10-2005 10:44 AM

Got your specs MaDalton. I'll send you a quote later this afternoon

Napolean 08-10-2005 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chadglni
I knew him before he was famous. <sniff>

how? :eek7

Master at Work 08-10-2005 12:13 PM

Shit, all you need is to post #50 #100 in threads and all of a sudden, you've got more coding skills than an MSc Software Engineering graduate who does raw ASM.

Gotta love GFY idiots.

BTW, looking at Woj's site, he obviously didn't go to Uni, as if he had attended his HCI lectures, his design wouldn't be that ridicules :1orglaugh

Napolean 08-10-2005 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Master at Work
Shit, all you need is to post #50 #100 in threads and all of a sudden, you've got more coding skills than an MSc Software Engineering graduate who does raw ASM.

Gotta love GFY idiots.

BTW, looking at Woj's site, he obviously didn't go to Uni, as if he had attended his HCI lectures, his design wouldn't be that ridicules :1orglaugh

since when does a site design have anything to do with coding skills?

and just cuzz he has wrote a bot that prolly took 2 minutes to do tops, to post 50's and 100 spots, automatically means thats the peak of his skill?

or is someone just being a little ignorant? :winkwink:

Furious_Female 08-10-2005 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Master at Work
Shit, all you need is to post #50 #100 in threads and all of a sudden, you've got more coding skills than an MSc Software Engineering graduate who does raw ASM.

Gotta love GFY idiots.

BTW, looking at Woj's site, he obviously didn't go to Uni, as if he had attended his HCI lectures, his design wouldn't be that ridicules :1orglaugh

Web design has little to nothing to do with web programming languages. Designing is visual, programming is logical... just because a person has one talent, doesn't automatically mean they have the other.

For the record, most programmers I know have simple or crappy web pages... and programming is one skill that you don't need a degree in to do and be good at.

MaDalton 08-10-2005 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Napolean
since when does a site design have anything to do with coding skills?

and just cuzz he has wrote a bot that prolly took 2 minutes to do tops, to post 50's and 100 spots, automatically means thats the peak of his skill?

or is someone just being a little ignorant? :winkwink:


i mailed woj, i sent him an icq - no reply. but lots of 50/100 posts. luckily other good programmers with some reputation show more interest :2 cents:


and btw - the layout is already done :winkwink:


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