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pr0 08-08-2005 08:54 PM

Ever been busted smoking a joint?
 
I have...my short story....

I was fishing with a buddys brother, rolling up a fat J, lit it up & started toking. Right before i pass it to my left i hear some rustling in the bushes. So i turn around (mind you i'm 2 miles from civilization) & Guess who it is?

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Fortunately i was in N.C. & the fucker let me go with a ticket.

Whats your story?

tungsten 08-08-2005 08:55 PM

never been busted *knocks on wood*

georgeyw 08-08-2005 09:00 PM

haha - nope never. Not unless you count when you're 16 and you're parents walk in on you and your mates pulling bongs.

Spunky 08-08-2005 09:03 PM

Cops will just take it..they don't bother with a ticket unless you have 1/8 or more

lchaim 08-08-2005 09:10 PM

Yes, early 80s in Santa Monica with a buddy from school.

Short version: we ran, they chased, he kept going, I stopped (they have radios and a car and I was not stoned enough to forget that morsel of information), they hauled him off, they took the stash and let me go.

lesson from them directly, cooperate and we don't have to play the asshole game

:/

baddog 08-08-2005 09:13 PM

Late 60's in Golden Gate Park . . . luckily it was the Summer of Love and the cops in SF were not going to waste a lot of time on a joint.

Had a couple experiences now that I think about it.

How about a pound of weed, an oz of hash and a triple beam?

BellaSeaira 08-08-2005 09:15 PM

When I lived on LI I was at the bluff in kings park . I got a $50 ticket

baddog 08-08-2005 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lchaim
Yes, early 80s in Santa Monica with a buddy from school.

Short version: we ran, they chased, he kept going, I stopped (they have radios and a car and I was not stoned enough to forget that morsel of information), they hauled him off, they took the stash and let me go.

lesson from them directly, cooperate and we don't have to play the asshole game

:/

Oh, that reminds me of another time . . . Tom Sawyer's Island at Disneyland . . . lots of running cops, security . . learned a whole lot about the Magic Kingdom that day :1orglaugh

pr0 08-08-2005 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
Oh, that reminds me of another time . . . Tom Sawyer's Island at Disneyland . . . lots of running cops, security . . learned a whole lot about the Magic Kingdom that day :1orglaugh

thats funny as shit...my best friend was toking out of one of those new bats (its a wooden box where you can fold the pipe back in it at universal studios just like last year.....they had no problems

back then you guys didn't have all the stealth devices :pimp

Thumbking 08-08-2005 09:21 PM

many times, but here they dont take it as serious, just step on it or they take it... they really only go after the sources...

pr0 08-08-2005 09:22 PM

Once upon a time, in 1776, Thomas Jefferson, signed his name on a piece of Marijuana. And this document was a symbol of freedom & liberty, atleast for the rich white gentry. And time marched marched along, this point that i refer to has been used for everything, from medicine to the American Flag....& now it seems to me, somewhere along the line, things got messed.

Oh Marijuana....the govt wants to test me when i pee

- Phish

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xlogger 08-08-2005 09:33 PM

Yup! :1orglaugh

This girl @ my highschool didnt have a bong right. She asked us, and we said we will give if she let us smoke.

So its like -3 degrees outside. We desided to smoke near the school. Now, i told her that we should go far away from the school. She called me a pussy, so we just smoked there. We had a circle going and she it was her turn and she had the bong. She was about to smoke and the security came out! :1orglaugh

The dumb bitch ran, but we stayed. Because she ran, we all just blamed everything on her. Me and my friends got 2 weeks suspension and she got expelled! :1orglaugh

baddog 08-08-2005 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0
thats funny as shit...my best friend was toking out of one of those new bats (its a wooden box where you can fold the pipe back in it at universal studios just like last year.....they had no problems

back then you guys didn't have all the stealth devices :pimp


We were smoking a joint, and in my infinite wisdom decided to throw it in the lake . . . . not thinking that it was just going to float.

Made for a great story when told in full, and I got to see a part of Disneyland I doubt many have seen.

Murderous 08-08-2005 09:55 PM

I was chillin with some friends in the "back" bedroom. and there was a knock on the door. My friends said it was the cops, I said to let them in. I mean they could hear our loud asses couldn't pretend we weren't home.

We had just finished smoking like 7-8 fatties in a row... we were ripped. We were all sitting on the bed (about 10 of us) it was x-mas time and there was X-mas lights on the wall behind us that slowly fade colors. We were trippin the fuck out on them. The cops came into the back bedroom, I didn't expect that. But they opened the door and shined the flashlight in. Smoke goes ROLLING out the door in front of the cop and his light... like 3 cops altogether.

He says Oh you guys are smokin a little something huh (pointing the light at the pile of fat ass roaches on the nightstand. Well Mr. Crooks, come in here and let me talk to you... apparently he had a PFA order for me, because I chased my girlfriend down main st. with a 20 guage mossberg. and she believed the apt. was hers. I was only 18 at the time, so don't start trippin, we all did stupid shit.

They gave me an hour to grab my "things" so I said that all the furniture and contents of the apt. belonged to me. He said to get clothes etc. etc. I said well forget it I will just go. I grabbed my jacket and the pile of roaches and left... cop followed me out. Never said anything, he watched me looking around for something to put them in too.

Classic

and like most PFA's I was back home that same night.

nofx 08-08-2005 10:42 PM

been pulled over with a scale and an oz of high grade in my car

cop gave me paraphernalia ticket and took my scale and pot

the scale cost $80 and the pot was $280

the drug paraphernalia ticket was $355 to pay

that really fucking sucked

PixeLs 08-08-2005 10:55 PM

Never been busted; not even by my dad..lol

SilverTab 08-08-2005 10:59 PM

yup...handcuffed...and they brought me to the police station...was released with a warning...LOL

SilverTab 08-08-2005 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
We were smoking a joint, and in my infinite wisdom decided to throw it in the lake . . . . not thinking that it was just going to float.

Made for a great story when told in full, and I got to see a part of Disneyland I doubt many have seen.


haha nice one :1orglaugh

bangman 08-08-2005 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xlogger
Yup! :1orglaugh

This girl @ my highschool didnt have a bong right. She asked us, and we said we will give if she let us smoke.

So its like -3 degrees outside. We desided to smoke near the school. Now, i told her that we should go far away from the school. She called me a pussy, so we just smoked there. We had a circle going and she it was her turn and she had the bong. She was about to smoke and the security came out! :1orglaugh

The dumb bitch ran, but we stayed. Because she ran, we all just blamed everything on her. Me and my friends got 2 weeks suspension and she got expelled! :1orglaugh

Wow. Expulsion for smoking at school?

tristan_D 08-08-2005 11:09 PM

I have never been busted while smoking joint. I guess I'm good LOL.

smack 08-08-2005 11:12 PM

i don't smoke marijuana.

boner 2.0 08-08-2005 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smack
i don't smoke marijuana.

http://www.getviolent.com/pics/poteaf.gif :stoned http://www.getviolent.com/pics/poteaf.gif

TheJimmy 08-08-2005 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
Oh, that reminds me of another time . . . Tom Sawyer's Island at Disneyland . . . lots of running cops, security . . learned a whole lot about the Magic Kingdom that day :1orglaugh

haha right on...

I once thought it'd be fun to jump off the Pirates of the Carribean ride & party with the pirates and watch people cruise by and wave :)

:thumbsup

that'd be begging for being caught though, still it sounded fun many many years ago when I had that thought


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