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Bansheelinks 08-07-2005 09:13 PM

"Dark Water"----the horror suspense movie---Quick Review---No Spoilers
 
In short, stay away. Not scary. Pondering. I don't mind a slow moving movie as long as the pay-off at the end was worth it. This was just a waste of time. Even Jennifer Connelly looked like she had dropped too much weight. Her ass was flat and her famous "D-cup hooters" were more like B's now.

This movie is a waste of time.

:2 cents:

nofx 08-07-2005 09:17 PM

she was 1,000,000 times better in Reqium for a dream and 1000000 times hotter

NickRac 08-07-2005 09:20 PM

it sucked!

NoCarrier 08-07-2005 09:23 PM

I expected the movie to be very scary (according to the previews) but it was lame.. :(

Bansheelinks 08-07-2005 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx
she was 1,000,000 times better in Reqium for a dream and 1000000 times hotter

yes...............remember the double dildo scene in that one?

:thumbsup

and........oh yeah.............did I mention Dark Water SUCKED?!

SilverTab 08-07-2005 09:32 PM

only seen the japanese version..thought it wasnt bad...

nofx 08-07-2005 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bansheelinks
yes...............remember the double dildo scene in that one?

:thumbsup

and........oh yeah.............did I mention Dark Water SUCKED?!

hell yea

http://www.he.com.pl/galeria/gpk/kobiety/77/77a.jpg

eroswebmaster 08-07-2005 09:33 PM

I don't understand why these beautiful women lose soo much weight.
I remember seeing her at the Oscars back when she won for Beautiful Mind and both my father and I just looked at each other at the same time and said she looked like she was dying.

Mako 08-07-2005 09:34 PM

Good review.

Wannabe GFY movie reviewers, take notes. You're not Siskel and Ebert, don't try to be. Just sum it up in a few sentences max, and no fucking spoilers.

Nice job Banshee.

wedouglas 08-07-2005 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bansheelinks
yes...............remember the double dildo scene in that one?

:thumbsup

and........oh yeah.............did I mention Dark Water SUCKED?!


too bad it wasnt her :winkwink:

ill see dark water just because im a fan of hers and she is simply stunning

nofx 08-07-2005 09:34 PM

http://www.600.org/movie_stars/pictu...r_connelly.jpg

Bansheelinks 08-07-2005 09:35 PM

pocket your $$$$$$$$, walk down to the next cinema where "Wedding Crashers" is playing, plunk it down, go in and have a great time as it rocked.

You will avoid Dark Water, a lame-ass movie, and see a real good one in Wedding Crashers.

:2 cents:

Donny 08-07-2005 09:35 PM

Agreed!!!

xclusive 08-07-2005 09:36 PM

She is so hot but even she couldn't save that movie

marttali 08-07-2005 11:56 PM

"Honogurai mizu no soko kara" is the real thing, not some bollywood remake crap !

SykkBoy 08-08-2005 12:25 AM

The original was a kickass flick but this version sucked...

je_rome 08-08-2005 12:33 AM

hell yeah.. i watched it and i was so disappointed. i expected too much in it. it turned out to be so lame.

PussyTeenies 08-08-2005 12:45 AM

The original japanese version was much better.
No suspense in this one.. expected a lot more of the 'remake' :Oh crap

my :2 cents: very disappointing remake with no "scary" elements :)

Can't wait for The ring 3 remake ;) (or was it ringu 0?, cant remember..) :1orglaugh

ps. The island was a good flick ;) worth my $2 :P

Playa-Deak 08-08-2005 12:57 AM

I saw that movie... I walked out 1/2 way through it.... Waste of time big time!

Dirty F 08-08-2005 01:12 AM

Just checked the trailer.

The usual: a kid drawing scary pics and singing kid songs in a spooky way. Man, cant they make 1 horror lately without children seeing dead people?

reed_4 08-08-2005 03:43 AM

i haven't watch this horror film yet but i'll give it a try.

Bansheelinks 08-08-2005 06:33 AM

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/dark_water/


only a 40% user rating on rottentomatoes..........thats pathetic



http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=darkwater.htm

$24,621,352 domestically at the box office..........pretty bad.

I wonder why Jennifer Connelly was in this bad movie? She's much better than this.

Bansheelinks 08-08-2005 06:40 AM

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Now thats more fucking like it!

Sarah_Jayne 08-08-2005 07:13 AM

The original dark water is very creepy..I don't like watching American remakes if I can help it.

gecko 08-08-2005 07:36 AM

Hot damn...

Vitasoy 08-08-2005 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilverTab
only seen the japanese version..thought it wasnt bad...

Same here.. Seen the Japanese original version a while ago. Thought it was pretty good.

tristan_D 08-08-2005 05:35 PM

yah, I really thought that movie sucks.


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