Tits Ass and a bacon cheeseburger
 

so this girls texts me and askes what im doin.. i tell her waitin on her to come wiggle on my lap.. she says ok.. so i send her back... awesome, can you bring me a bacon cheeseburger too.

If she brings me one my night will be complete

pimp on

:pimp :pimp :pimp


ps.. there may be pics coming.. maybe of her... maybe of my burger

That is a classic sicone adventure - go Dan!!!!!!!!! :1orglaugh :thumbsup

i want a cheeseburger too :)

i want both. no one is texting me anymore :(

Update....

Bacon burger is on its way, she just left her house.

I had to remind her no onions.. and if theres any onions im gonna break a fist off in her ass

Will there be a live cam show?

I just wanna make sure she brings the burger :winkwink:

POV style baby


oh and I get paid to take my shirt off :pimp

Oh dayummmmmmmmmmmmmmm.................. The office phone is already ringing!!! :1orglaugh

Let me know when she gets there :)

shes on the way.... bitch better have my burger :pimp

Carefull Sic - she might be a FEEDER! :1orglaugh

thats a perfect burger.. yummy

Now that's a woman for ya hope the burger and the woman is good

There are two "perfect" foods on this planet in my mind, two that stand above everything else by a wide margin.

One is a Ruth's Chris Filet Mignon steak, medium rare.

The other is an In N' Out Double Double (cheeseburger from a popular chain in the West).

Those are my top two. Out of hundreds and hundreds of delicious food items and recipes, I can identify those two at the apex, the pinnacle, the summit. Then everything else below.

Funny that one costs $35 while the other costs $2, yet both are primarily 8oz. of meat from the same cow. :winkwink:

That'd take me a few days to eat.. :upsidedow

I want that big ass burgerrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!

Dammit, now im hungry for burgers at 6am!

HAHA.. Rock on sic... Miss you in fla!

eat it off her ass iff she brings it, if she lets you, then you know you can do ANYTHING to her ;)

Ruth's Chris uses USDA Prime beef, which only certain farms/distributors have. I doubt that any fast food restaurant uses Prime. But I agree, sometimes a $2 burger tastes as good as any expensive steak, all depends on the mood. :2 cents:

waiting for the pics...

yummy ;) but huuuge

He was really chatting w/ a 40 year old guy.

good luck, dude.

Um USDA prime, USDA prime+, and USDA prime- are all available at literally every farm in America. Do not let any restaurant jargon fool you. Those voluntery ratings just mean that the meat had 8.01% to 11%+ of intramuscular Fat and slightly abundant to abundant marbling. Nearly any distributor may obtain it and a large amount of the cattle raised for consumption are in this grade.
Now true fast food restaurants do not use prime typically, though less emphasis is placed on the chuck (the cut in & out uses) grading wise. Typically fast food places will use standard, comericial, select, or choice grades if they are not particular about the cut the ground beef is coming from. You are bound to find more comericial grade beef being used at places that use frozen patties. Places like Mcdonalds though have their own cattle so grading is generally not done.

heh hopefully it works out :D

I feel hungry :thumbsup

mmm burger

Man... I got flaked on.

no she is no 40 yr old dude, I have actually known her for over 10 yrs now.

as awesome as tits and ass are.... I was the most upset about not getting my bacon cheeseburger. Fuckin sucked ass

I would have booted her out.. :mad: A man has to keep up his strength

Next time tell her you're getting Taco Bell - drive thru - cause a negro's gotta eat! :1orglaugh

I thought McDonalds used the grading method of "Win", "Place", and "Show".

:winkwink: :winkwink: :winkwink:

you will have to fuck her while eating that cheeseburger.