Google is hiring ... god what spoiled employees!
 

http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcont....21a0ba69.html

San Jose Mercury News

SAN JOSE, Calif. ? Google, the Internet search kingpin, is conducting a huge search of its own: It is scouring the world for a pair of executive chefs.

Former celebrity chef Charlie Ayers, who once cooked for the Grateful Dead, resigned in May. Google has announced it is now looking internationally for two "quick and creative thinkers" who can develop menus ranging from vegan entrees to organic wood-fired pizzas.

Google serves 2,300 meals a day and counting, and it recently added a fifth cafe to its Mountain View, Calif., headquarters.

"These two chefs will play an important role in managing the company's growing appetites," said co-founder Sergey Brin in a news release. And nobody would deny that Google has growing appetites.

This is no job for the weak of stomach. In this kitchen version of The Apprentice, top candidates will prepare a meal for 30 employees at the Googleplex. Then four finalists will compete in a cookoff, with the two best getting jobs.

Susan Wojcicki, a vice president and "longtime seeker of Google chefs," said the new chefs will get stock options. They may also acquire star status.

and from this other article... YUM... spoiled bitches!

"A sample menu on the blog includes Ahi Tuna & Avocado Poke, Calypso Rice Salad, Roasted Pork Loin and Hazelnut Shortcakes with Plum Compote.

Google's cuisine has been legendary since the company's early days, when it hired the former chef for the Grateful Dead.

Tasty victuals - free breakfast, lunch and dinner - are only one of the many perks the company offers its burgeoning number of employees. Others include a staff doctor, dry cleaning pickup and delivery, on-site car wash and oil change, gym, personal trainers, tuition reimbursement, proximity parking for pregnant employees and nursing rooms for mothers."

One of my best friends works there, he's always telling me what he has for lunch. spoiled bastard.

RRRed let's talk to Lensman and see if he'll spring for that in our office!? :1orglaugh

...BTW how are you stranger?!

Wow... just... wow lol

I bet they look forward to that ever day. damn..

I already BBQ every Friday

Yes and you do a fantastic job brutha - except today..... :(

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:1orglaugh

My mouth is all watery :(

cripes.. if they ever open a porn division I'm going to apply.

And who pays for all of that?

Only google could turn hiring staff for it's canteen into a marketing exersise.

yeah but google has an inane hiring practice, they find the best of the best and treat them well and expect the same in return but business wise.

Wow I think I wanna go work at Google now

That is awsome. I bet they pay really well too.

branding at its best

Hell, thats a dream job!

i wish I created google

mmm - I think I need to go work for google, not as a chef though

Why did Charlie Ayers resign? Just moving on?

Yes many companies were operating like this in the 90s as well.

Maybe I should start working for a boss again...

Just wait until their stock price drops.

They only have to sell a few shares of stock. I think it's called Google, since thats what the company is worth. :1orglaugh

Google will be a name brand on the internet for awhile they have a good cash horde with the ipo money they made. But I don't see them sustaining a $200/share stock price for an internet company unless they go mainstream somehow with their branding.

i saw a show on food network about the google cafe

every type of food you want
no fucking pp and j sammichs either

all fucking gourmete shit

and it is 100% FREE
tghey dont gotta pay for a damn thing

they rather keep the employee's on campus as it increases productivity or so they say


i'd be willing to bet they put some sort of drug in the food to make em googlebrainwashedzomibies

I have free cheetos for all my employess......twice a week!!!!

Gotta feed the troops.

When the troops are all top end people, you gotta feed them top end food.


... but they're still all spoiled bitches. :D

my friend works for google, shes always telling me about the amazing salad bar :)

Fuck I'm in the wrong business. :(