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directfiesta 08-05-2005 08:36 PM
OK: Man Wakes Up To Find Testicles In A Padlock
 
naughty boy ...

Quote:
August 5, 2005 10:00 p.m. EST


Brentwood, NH (AHN) - A 39-year-old man wakes up to find his testicles in a padlock, according to the Portsmouth Herald.

Police report the man is intoxicated when they arrive at the scene July 30 at about 3:40 am.

The unidentified man tells police that he had the padlock around his testicles for two weeks. He adds that a friend put the lock on while he was drunk and passed out. When he woke up, the friend was gone.

"Never in my 13 years have I seen anything like this," Cpl. H.D. Wood tells the Herald.

He is taken to Exeter Hospital, where a locksmith removes the padlock. He is treated and released, and the hospital says he had no lasting injury. Police say to the Herald that they did not know the motive for the incident.

Tom_PM 08-05-2005 08:37 PM
lmao, holy crap thats something else.

Spunky 08-05-2005 08:40 PM
I would be very afraid of the bolt cutters

iwantchixx 08-05-2005 10:22 PM
hehe, chastity for men?

Sure sounds like it.

I could never fuck with a padlock on my balls.

TheDoc 08-05-2005 10:35 PM
:drinkup Hehe.. sounds like he might want to give up drinking :drinkup

Evil1 08-05-2005 11:01 PM
none of my friends play with my seeds when im drunk.. he needs new friends

demented 08-05-2005 11:08 PM
What kind of friends play with your fucking balls while you're drunk passed out? :1orglaugh

"DUDE, lets put a padlock on his nuts! YEAH GOOD IDEA MAN!"

Vitasoy 08-06-2005 12:01 AM
haha that is hilarious... poor guy

Thomas1007 08-06-2005 12:03 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by demented
What kind of friends play with your fucking balls while you're drunk passed out? :1orglaugh

"DUDE, lets put a padlock on his nuts! YEAH GOOD IDEA MAN!"
hahahhaahaaa :1orglaugh
exactly
time for new friends and Less beer
:helpme

sicone 08-06-2005 12:12 AM
what kind of fucktard lets a friend put a pad lock on his nuts

xclusive 08-06-2005 12:20 AM
I hope that there is a pic of it as that is an owned pic waiting to happen:)

2257-Ben 08-06-2005 01:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by demented
What kind of friends play with your fucking balls while you're drunk passed out? :1orglaugh

"DUDE, lets put a padlock on his nuts! YEAH GOOD IDEA MAN!"
Perhaps we'll see the vid on ConsumptionJunction...

bringer 08-06-2005 01:43 AM
poor locksmith

Manowar 08-06-2005 01:50 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by demented
What kind of friends play with your fucking balls while you're drunk passed out? :1orglaugh

"DUDE, lets put a padlock on his nuts! YEAH GOOD IDEA MAN!"
:1orglaugh

Sparks 08-06-2005 01:51 AM
Ahahaha, that's terrible! Maybe his friends were just trying to tell him to quit drinking so much...

Antonio 08-06-2005 02:27 AM
with friends like this how long before he wakes up with a big fat cock up his ass?

SmokeyTheBear 08-06-2005 02:31 AM
http://www.chastity-uk.co.uk/contrib...barbieboy2.jpg

gecko 08-06-2005 03:18 AM
Sucks to be him.

basschick 08-06-2005 03:25 AM
wow, cool - a new niche!

Quote:
Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

Wiggles 08-06-2005 04:12 AM
haha fuck what a retard, he even asked someone to put it on haha

Doc911 08-06-2005 04:36 AM
lip lock = good
pad lock = bad

You got love friends that play with your nuts!

SouthernGirl 08-06-2005 10:00 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wiggles
haha fuck what a retard, he even asked someone to put it on haha
He adds that a friend put the lock on while he was drunk and passed out. When he woke up, the friend was gone.

tristan_D 08-07-2005 11:57 PM
too much for safe sex.

mardigras 08-08-2005 12:24 AM
How could he just walk around for 2 weeks before seeking help? He's about as stupid as his friend. May they have years of partying and playing with each other's nuts, they apparently are well matched :1orglaugh

je_rome 08-08-2005 12:45 AM
he's such a poor guy! hilarious!

PixeLs 08-08-2005 04:02 AM
Ouch! That was a serious joke.

QuaWee 08-08-2005 10:06 AM
why does the most stupidest shit happen when you are drunk, lol

El Duderino 08-08-2005 10:09 AM
so was it on his nuts for a day or 2 weeks?

tungsten 08-08-2005 10:12 AM
funny/sad stuff

VeriSexy 08-08-2005 11:01 AM
LMAO, talk about a crappy joke :1orglaugh

BuggyG 08-08-2005 11:29 AM
ok.. so it took him 2 WEEKS to realize it was time to call for help about it??? hehehehe

mardigras 08-08-2005 12:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BuggyG
ok.. so it took him 2 WEEKS to realize it was time to call for help about it??? hehehehe
Hopefully it choked all of those little spermatzoa to death :upsidedow

Dalai lama 08-08-2005 12:45 PM
wtf... it took him 2 weeks to call for help :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Hollywood Horwitz 08-08-2005 12:55 PM
he should have told his friends to stop jocking his nutz..

Stallion 08-08-2005 01:10 PM
Damn that would have to suck... lol

BuggyG 08-08-2005 02:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mardigras
Hopefully it choked all of those little spermatzoa to death :upsidedow
ROFL!!
spermatoza... haven't heard that term since biology class back in highschool
exact same way the teacher would say it

damn.. brings back memories!!

Skillz Unlimited 08-08-2005 03:51 PM
ok first off unless it's a chic, his friends are gay. Secondly, why did it take two weeks. Maybe it was a typo and they meant two days. If it took two weeks to get off, we need to dig further than just the padlock, we need to analyze this guys brain! Something is reaaalllyyy wrong.

JuiceMonkey 08-08-2005 03:55 PM
ahahha
wow that would suck


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