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DarkJedi 08-05-2005 09:21 AM

Man almost gets arrested for insisting his son use the men's restroom.
 
From another site:

"In my home state (Washington) they had a radio show where they had a gentleman call in to talk about an instance he had with his 3 year old son. They were walking around a fair that they hold every year, and all of a sudden his kid starts to do the 'I gotta go pee' dance. Well, if you know 3 year olds, you know that by the time they are dancing, it's Go Time!

He runs his kid to the bathroom, noticing that there's a HUGE line for the womens bathroom (like normal) and a couple guys outside the ****MEN'S**** room. He goes to walk into the ****MEN'S**** bathroom, and one of the guys standing in line says "You can't go in there, there are females in there." So the guy explains to the schmuck that he has a 3 year old with an emergency, and starts to walk in. The guy who spoke to him put his hand on his shoulder, and told him "I'm not letting you go in there" So the guy (with his kid) smacks the other guys hand away, and says "They can deal with it."

When he walks into the bathroom, there is a line of 3 girls waiting to use the one toilet with a stall. TWO GIRLS WERE PUTTING ON MAKEUP AT THE SINK!! When he walks in, he tells the gals "Ladies, I have a 3 year old with an emergency, don't mind us." The girls get this embarassed look on their face, and take off out of the bathroom. He let's his son do his business, and he walks out of the bathroom.

Waiting for him is a female police officer. She instantly lays into him about how he CANNOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES go into the MENS bathroom when there are females in there. The guy calmly tries to explain the situation, but the 'officer' cuts him off, and says, "I could cite you right now if I wanted to, don't ever do it again" The guy said he wanted to say something that rhymes with "cite me" to her at that time, but decided against it, since it wouldn't look good to be hauled off to jail in front of his kid.

I just thought it's stupid that if a man was in the same situation, he would have the world come down on him, but if a female does it, all of a sudden the men find themselves without a restroom anymore. Rules like these are why words like FUBAR were coined in the military."

Doc911 08-05-2005 09:25 AM

what the fuck? tell the holes to get the fuck out of the mens bathroom. The dude had every right to go in there with his son.

RuthB 08-05-2005 09:30 AM

why were the women using the mens bathroom in the first place? line-up and wait your turn!

are men not allowed to relieve themselves at the fair?? :disgust

that's harsh, at least they didn't arrest him though! :1orglaugh could you imagine if they had? showing up at court.. 'we arrested this guy for using the mens washroom.. um.. cos there were women in there' *doh*

Sheri Santiago 08-05-2005 09:31 AM

I often wonder why women use the men's room, you see it at clubs all the time.

Fred Quimby 08-05-2005 09:33 AM

thats is bs

DarkJedi 08-05-2005 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheri Santiago
I often wonder why women use the men's room, you see it at clubs all the time.

because their own is always fucking packed.

men go in, take a leak and get out.
women go in and spend half hour there doing god knows what.

Tom_PM 08-05-2005 09:38 AM

urinals take up less space. I feel that if women want to use the mens bathroom stalls, go for it. But dont expect us to piss our pants just because you dont want us to be in the same room.
Also, there should always be 2 womens bathrooms for 1 mens. Again, urinals take up less space.

Buzz 08-05-2005 09:41 AM

I would 've sued the police officer for sexual harassment :1orglaugh

XxXotic 08-05-2005 09:47 AM

what a crock of shit

Skillz Unlimited 08-05-2005 10:00 AM

That's a binch of bullshit. He should not have had to argue. Women do it all the time in clubs as a guy stated before and I actually enjoy the company. However it is the MENS bathroom, there should be no argument. I woulda cussed that fucking cop out and let her cite me. Then i woulda went to court and asked the judge how in the fuck!!!

Sosa 08-05-2005 10:00 AM

heh fucking stupid.

SteveLightspeed 08-05-2005 10:08 AM

If a woman uses a men's multi-stall restroom, she should expect a reduced level of privacy, and not scream when she sees a stranger shaking his dick at a urinal. However, no one would arrest her. Watch a man try to use a women's restroom and see what happens. DOUBLE STANDARD!

woj 08-05-2005 10:27 AM

that's fucked...

BradM 08-05-2005 10:28 AM

I would keep repeating looking dead in her eyes "It's the MEN'S restroom."
I wouldn't stop saying that. They could haul me to prison and put me in front of a judge and I would continue to say it to him without saying anything else.

mardigras 08-05-2005 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lightspeed
Watch a man try to use a women's restroom and see what happens.

Happens in gay bars all the time :upsidedow

LittleSassy 08-05-2005 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fred Quimby
thats is bs

i second that!

MetaMan 08-05-2005 11:23 AM

women not be cops, they are always on some kind of bullshit power trip and CANNOT perform the job as a man,

women can barely make it through a day without going crazy themselves let alone determine the line of the law.

Scott McD 08-05-2005 11:24 AM

I really hope that story is bs... :disgust

pussyluver 08-05-2005 11:40 AM

Why not arrest the woman in the men's room????? Where was the greater wrong? Actually not worth making a big deal of it. If it said Men on the door, what do you think a judge would say anyway.

Another issue at law and that is necessity demands sometimes (not sure a 3 y.o. needing to pee would count, but arguable). Like going into someones house to call for an ambulance or breaking down a door if someone is calling for help.

Al in all, all made a bigger deal than it was.

I've used the woman's room in emergency and I'm sure most after me wish I would have found another place. From the look on my face and the obvious need, no one said a word. :1orglaugh

I'm not an attorney and once again this is not legal advice.

pussyluver 08-05-2005 11:43 AM

What if the three year old would have been a little girl? Oh christ, Daddy really would have been in trouble. Taking a three year old girl to the MEN's room.

BuggyG 08-05-2005 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheri Santiago
I often wonder why women use the men's room, you see it at clubs all the time.

never really bothered me
I still go in
we just go in.. even if women are in there
it's like.. men's room.. so you don't like that I am peeing all over the floor and on your shoes
no one told you to come in here
get the fuck out!! :thumbsup

xclusive 08-05-2005 01:06 PM

I would tell the cop to get the women out of the bathroom and do your job.

Sly 08-05-2005 01:11 PM

I would have asked for the citation and happily went to court with that lovely police officer.

NickRac 08-05-2005 01:17 PM

I hate femensist...and you know thats what she is...

I'm sure she'd love us posting about her on this board too

Hollywood Horwitz 08-05-2005 01:25 PM

damn, i hate when chicks go into the mens room,i know theres a line for the womens room but deal with it..its not like its our fault chicks take a hour in there.

iwantchixx 08-05-2005 01:49 PM

shit like that pisses me off. Women want equal rights? Sure.. they have more rights than us it seems!

evanmorgan 08-05-2005 01:59 PM

id have ordered my son to piss all over the girls and the cop

Antonio 08-05-2005 02:03 PM

I call bullshit on this one

Triple 6 08-05-2005 02:59 PM

i would have told the lady cop to FUCK OFF.

fuzzypeach 08-05-2005 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio
I call bullshit on this one

Oddly enough, I've witnessed a similar situation.

When the girls washroom lineup is too long, they'll close the guy's washroom and let a small group of 4 or 5 girls in... somehow those 4 or 5 girls will take in excess of 15 minutes to come out :Oh crap

Monique Niccole 08-05-2005 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hollywood Horwitz
damn, i hate when chicks go into the mens room,i know theres a line for the womens room but deal with it..its not like its our fault chicks take a hour in there.

Why does it matter? I don't mind an accidental glimpse of penis at the urinal and if the women's room is empty and a man has to go, I say more power to you. Do what you gotta do.

uvort 08-05-2005 04:13 PM

Whaat!? That's all fucked up.

VeriSexy 08-05-2005 05:37 PM

WTF is going on :Oh crap

SykkBoy 08-05-2005 06:02 PM

fuck, I hate women

sniperwolf 08-05-2005 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SykkBoy2
fuck, I hate women

did your really mean that?

SmokeyTheBear 08-05-2005 08:16 PM

Must be some stupid cops. I would have had each of those women arrested for being sexual deviants..

SmokeyTheBear 08-05-2005 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evanmorgan
id have ordered my son to piss all over the girls and the cop


:1orglaugh awesome idea..

blazi 08-05-2005 08:20 PM

ok, that's just retarded!!


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