What the fuck is up with...
 

crutons?

I made a fried chicken salad last night topped with ceaser dressing and a bunch of crutons. While I was eating I noticed its fucking impossible to stab a cruton with a fork. The damn things just keep breaking in half.

You just managed to post the most worthless GFY thread of the day.
Congrats. :thumbsup

chop your salad up and use a spoon and you will not have this problem

Thanks.

I'd like to give credit to Will76 for buying my sig, my dog Cat for sticking by my side while I work and post and of course my lovely wife for fucking my brains out last night.

are those like the store bought croutons? they can be pretty dry.

Plastic forks are the trick.

yeah those boxed type from the grocery store. I just wanted something fast and easy.

I should make a new cruton and market them as

"Stabable Crutons"

so scoop them up next time