Most useless post?
 

My all-time personal fave has to be:

Format C:

Seems to fit anything :)

this one.

I would also like to answer :
this one.

but you're obviously looking for a phrase, so I'll go with this:

"Help, hey guys, I really need help"

Won't work here.

I don't know, one of my favorite ones is the format c:

I get this vision in my head of people running to format their c drive just because Amp says so......... and I have to laugh everytime wondering how many actually do it. LMAO

format c: is the shit

Yeah, that's not bad...props to AMP for that one, but I gotta go with Gary on "quit crying."

stop crying
:waaaaahh

I would say the ones like "Lensman please contact me at ...!

I really really really want to take Amps advice, but its just not working!!!

root@home:/usr/bin# format c:
bash: format: command not found
root@home:/usr/bin#