To gether we shall write a story...
 

Together we shall write a story...
I'm going to start a story then leave off with ... The next person should begin where I left off and write 5-20 words then end it with ... The story will take interesting turns I'm sure.

It's 11pm in the evening, I start to...

..wack off to my midget tranny porn as per usual...

fuck myself

...and my mom comes in the room to give me a kiss before she goes to work...

then my girlfriend walks in, and is horrified to see me.....

... her job is to post shitty threads at GFY to win a DVD player so she is able to watch dvds ....

In early august this hot little girl entered a bukkake competition....where she won.....

you know the the ones with the one legged midgets fucking unshaven sheep - oh those are to die for......

After she left I logged on to GFY, .....it felt like I was screwing around on her........

...then I saw a hitbotter outside my window and I chucked a brick at his face....

After hitting the hitbotter I put my dick in the neighbours dog...

and that nice creamy doggy ass felt Sooooooooooo good...

...as i realized that it was actually a goat that I was screwing ...

.. But I didnt care. It was so smooth and tight that I just had to keep goin but then I felt something strange, the goat had shit on me!! I took a look at the nasty stuff and realized (to my dismay) that the damn thing had worms....

...so I got mad, my dick got hard and I took a dump on the goat. It was all nice before....

so I picked up a fistful of those worms & ate them, damn they tasted so fine. I went in the house, grabbed some cold wine from the fridge, hopped up the stairs, opened my drawer & pulled out my 38,
I sat on my bed, slugged down the wine & began to think how worthless I am & shot myself in the head..

But Im still alive how can that be!! I can't move I can't see
WTF? somethings FUCKING ME!!!!!

It's because I was so drunk and shooting into the neighbor's house next door, since she, the owner of that house, is having sex with her german dog...unforturnately, the bullet goes through the dog's dick and......

killed the poor dog!
But not to worry! I reached back like a pimp and slapped the neighbours' whore wife@!
she fels to the ground and I saw me chance! she didn't wore any underware at all and she had a blod pussy 2!
so I got down and....

... umm ....

....i started pumping it to the old hag, pound by pound untill she let out a god aweful scream that could wake the dead.. AND it did.. the dog jumped up and started trying to ride my ass! then all of a sudden the womans husband busted in wearing bondage gear AND............

...and he wipped the dog and fucked my ass....

.. and I really liked it. Suddenly,

at the door were the Jehovas witness that came around to save me....

..Oh well what was I thinking.. I busted a quick nut in thier donation plate and waved them on thier way...

..and tried to close the door. But you haven't seen the anger of Jehovas, they pulled out a 15" black dildo and smack me in the head with it. I lost conciousness. When I woke up...

I saw a bright light and I was being forced to...

suck on a big black 10" cock..
I gagged as the big man rammed his meat stick down my throat..
I puked after swallowing that hot jizz...

...I lift my head and see from the mirror that my entire body had been shaved, not even eyebrows were left...

so I called 12clicks & asked for advice on make up tips & he told me to ....

"GO FUCK YOURSELF!"

while 12clicks giving out advises, his hand is striking his own dick hardly(that's why there's a slogan that says"12clicks is a striking man"-proof), then suddenly...

.. It Broke off in his hand!! Fortuantly he wasnt suprised, he is so damn old it was bound to happen, but what did surprise him was....

..that he had all those little critters crawling outta his ass...