Truth file 101: What, or who, is "Amp"? Well,....
 

Since I've decided to leave the biz,.... a firm decision (for now).... why not.


Amp is an image in your mind. One I have helped to shape, but ultimately, and individually, an image you each have formed in your own minds.

Some of you have met me. Most of you have not. The raw truth here is, "Amp" is a business. It always has been. I didn't need to come into this business, and I don't need to stay. I've made alot of graphics, and I've shaped alot of things with text.... including GFY, relationships, friends, enemies, etc.... but it was always more of a hobby than anything else. I got bored. Had a friend in the business.... decided, what the hell. Why not.

ANd now I'm bored again.

"Amp" is a business. He does not exist. I am not unstable, dilusional, bipolar, psychotic, on meds, on the edge, or otherwise. I'm just a guy..... exploiting you.

The same as you work your surfers. I work you.

At the end of the day..... I don't give a shit about anything other than my own bottom line..... same as you.


You can flush your illusions now.


There is no "Amp".







sorry to disappoint you..... but really, I just don't care anymore. LOL :)

There it is folks.

i think its time for us all to go


BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

:1orglaugh

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Branding at it's finest. :pimp

The funny thing is 98% of these morons will never comprehend what amp has just stated.

Sad but true.

if this gets closed, see sig, support montreal webmasters :)

I have a head cold and I feel sorta shitty. I was thinking about going to bed. Now I wonder if maybe I should wait a few more minutes.

Decisions, decisions.

what's really cool is that I have done this shit so well, there are some people reading this right now that truly don't know if I'm serious or not..... lol





and I love it.



:)

Amp is a keyboard warrior and nothing else. NOTHING ELSE. Not a bussiness man, not a designer, nothing....well, he may also be an idiot...

nicely put

What are you going to do when you leave adult, anything interesting?

spoken from a dweeb that knows ZERO about me.... too scared of his own mouth to stand up to his words when confronted face to face.


I DID stand 12 inches from you Gotys.... in Lensman's suite. And you did NOTHING. I also walked right by your scrawny ass in the hallway of the Venetian a day later..... and again you did NOTHING.

You are a snot nosed punk kid immigrant. You had your chance to shine bigshot. You fucking blew it. Just like your lame ass TGP.

I don't recall asking...





:)

I don't recall asking you to ask.

i thought you were serious the last 5 times you've done this. now its just boring. you forgot to post the pictures of your house and about your new job cleaning lawns. go down some pills and get banned again so we can go on with our boring and lame lives revolving around an internet forum.

precisely my point.

"Amp" is a business.


you are a customer.

i love using the grill yr round.

what about you amp?

Your a good designer, good luck homes.

Whoever you really are, I like your style.

And your design work is tops.

:thumbsup

I didn't want to get deported from the country for fucking up a little shit like yourself. Not worth it if you ask me.

Deported?

Ya mean ya actually should not be in the USA?
This is amusing.

"Amp" is a fool. I think this thread is just an excuse to get away and play keyboard warrior on planethalflifes forum. go pick on 7th graders and stop being an idiot.

hi
I don't know who you are
but welcome to GFY

Haha... that might work on a retarded 4 year old... we all know who you are Amp, and it's all the things you said you werent on there... beautiful!

Nah, I was at the time. I left US years ago, didn't like it over there much.

All was quiet then we got AMP'd :)

About time since there have been some goofy shit here lately !

:1orglaugh

Todd calls them like he seems em.. To damn funny if you ask me.. :1orglaugh

Just as with all the other "eccentric" (for want of a better word) characters on here, it doesn't make the slightest difference to me whether "Amp" reflects the real you or not. His is the face you choose to present to your potential customers.

Only you know whether he gets you the volume and type of business you want. If yes, then you can laugh at your critics. If not...

and I'm laughing all day long next to my pool with pineapple and carribean rum and those awesome little drink umbrellas. :)

Believable. There are many other characters here, I saw at least one in this thread. It's tough trying to decide who's got a front going and who's serious, but at the end of the day I really don't care.

So you were lying about being on lithium because you are bipolar?

Love the little umbrellas :thumbsup

Man. I feel so lied to. Next thing you're gonna tell me is that porn stars use fake names or something...

No one gives a fuck (anymore).

only 38 posts????

you do need to retire,
you are out of shape
:)

I did better with "Truth about Pimpdog" thread and I am not even in the business for the last 5 years
:)

Heh, I've always been a fan of the "uhm.. I meant to do that!" explanation myself :thumbsup

also...when you see
views/post ratio under 10,
there is something really wrong with the thread....

So "Amp" did you miss the attention since you had to start this thread?
Was it because noone ever asked "where is amp" the last month?

you are as big a attentionwhore like all the other keyboard whores - you think you are in control, but you are not. Just like any other drug, when you think you are on top of things, its really a sign that things are on top of YOU!!! - and this time its your big ego biting you in the ass. You have had you "60k post of fame" - now its time to shut up and go to work like the rest of us


Just like you dont care about most of the surfers/webmaster on this board, most of us dont really care about you - you are a designer like 100.000 other out there - there is NOTHING special about you - get over it - you are JUST like the rest of us - nothing more, nothing less

LOL, newsflash

Didn't you make a thread like that 3 months ago ?

what makes you think we give a shit?

:hi cherrylula

Is the real AMP still a deadbeat dad? :winkwink:

Dunno if this is actualy true or not (and to be honest don't even give a fuck) but if it is let me just tell you it actualy makes sense ;)

same as Sleazy, DJ etc

Typically I do not speak up in such circumstances. But you do not "get it" amp ...