I keep having a recurring INTERNEXT dream.
 

I've had the same kind of dream at least four times....The basic point of all of these dreams is that I end up doing everything under the sun BESIDES going on the show floor and networking.

First dream I was in Las Vegas and I was actually walking around with some webmasters but then I met Beyonce in the basement parking lot of the Venetian so of course I hung with her the rest of the night..

Second dream I was in Las Vegas and some webmasters were standing around near a main entrance at the Venetian and Paris Hilton walks in....Out of all of the chubby drooling webmasters, she pics ME to be her little boytoy for the evening so I give a finger to the other webmasters and walk off with Paris.

Third dream was in Florida and the show was in a hotel that was ten times better than the Westin..It was so fabulous that it couldn't possibly exist in real life...You could take a tour of the property in one of those wire ski lift type contraptions and it took us around to one of the biggest pools I've ever seen in my life that somehow had a waterfall, a wave pool, and a SUPER deep 50 foot section and there were bikini clad white girls all over the place....I fell in love with the pool, got off of the cable car and spent the rest of the convention fucking around in the pool area and out shopping with some white girl I met at the pool...By the time I decide to go to the show floor, the show is over.

Fourth dream was a couple of nights ago. I was in Florida again and I'm just walking around with LOCAL people and talking to girls and even though I would see people with badges, I didn't even bother to buy a show pass...Then I end up eating at a banquet that my mom is throwing in the same hotel for some black christian organization (who knows?) and some other crazy shit but still I never make it to the actual show floor.


So maybe these dreams are telling me that the next show that I go to, I shouldn't even bother to buy a show pass and just hang out....

Is that what my dreams are telling me?

LOLOL, sounds like the pornographer version of the dream where you realize you are in school buck naked...cuz you know being naked isn't that big of a deal to us anymore, lol.

just dont forget to weart pants and you will be all right