How To Make Fake Cum
 

How would you go about doing it. I see some of these movie clips and picture's and I know these guys are not cuming like that. Also someone posted it some where on the internet. But at the time I didn't care. I have a adult site and have a few models and just would like to know. Are how can I get close to what looks like real cum. This is just tell I get enough guys to cum on these girls thanks.


My Site.
http://140.99.105.35/Tabrin/Index.html

first thing you have to do is convince the male model to have a CUM PUMP installed.

it fit's between the anus and the scrotum, a very simple procedure

it is activated by a small remote control similar to ones used with automotive alarm systems

it works very very well the model can shoot cum clear across the room after wards

the only problem is refilling the device - the model looks likes like he's shooting up down there with all those holes

regards

dude, your site sucks fucking goat balls. :throwup

yep

Take a peek at:
http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/showth...threadid=49616

Try clean filters from ciggarettes and some finger nail polish remover but keep it away from sensitive areas

FYI anyone wonder where that came from it is part of an old joke
ask someone if they know how xxxxxxx has sex then have them make a lose fist with their hand put the filter in it then some polish remover then tell them to shake their fish up and down
ok ok i know kind of dumb but that was when I was about 12

Brian

flaa2000 why you got that shit pop up site in your sig.?

Now I don't trust you.

did you know they use watered down white glue to make the milk in cereal commercials look brighter and more delicious?

Fake cum totally ruins it for me.
You can tell.
Cum is not bright white.

talk to redshoe he knows, he makes it all the time for his twink movies

Hustler uses Cetaphil Face Cleaner --- its the best

Kman...noooo...

I wash my face with that stuff!! :throwup

hahaha sry peeeks!! its true tho, when i was a young lad, i used it too, it's good stuff...


but cummon now, tell me it *doesnt* look authentic? haha

i will sleep well knowing, that because of something I said, every morning that the world famous PK washes her face, she will think of me! hehe ;-)

Equinox You say the site sucks but thats not what the topic is about. If you talk the shit you must have a site for all to see post the bicth up so i can say it sucks anyway with out even looking at it cause you suck fucking goat balls. And for the people that took the time to reply thanks!

And you said something about the pop up when you enter the site. I get .07 a click. where do you think i should put it. You guys are the pros i'm the new guy.

Also i would like to link up with some of you if you have sites just post up what i have to do.


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Been shooting porn for 20+ years and before even did some modelling. There are many ways to do it. Here are some.
Stunt Dick. Some one else comes in to "finish" The boy has been at it for 3-5 hours and is unable. This is our normal method.
Icing sugar. It takes practise to get the right consistency but is good as the model does not mind it in her mouth.
Shampoo or conditiooner. There are some products that look exactly like the real thing, be warned the model will sue if you get it in her eyes. That is if you're in LA
But remember a lot of these boys are pros and used to doing 2-3 scenes a day and the more you do the more you produce!!

First, you should know Equinox before you start attacking. If he says it sucks, (and 15 pop ups on entry, does suck) then you must have something wrong with the site.

I can and would love to help you! You have a site that I can see a lot of potential in. Contact me thru ICQ. # 114683191

Equinox is good, and in time I'll show you how to get a lot of good traffic from him.

You're completely mismarketing your site. The banners don't match the content.
Again, I can help you.

There are a couple of images that should be taken out of the content area.

Your images average 400K. Unless you compress them, or are stealing bandwidth, you will go broke. I've signed up to paysites that don't have images that size.

Please contact me.
By the way, I'm RedShoe
I run http://BootyBone.com

And I just adore a thick black ass!!

Whoa, Whoa, Whoa... Wait a minute, is that a real fan site? Meaning you don't own the rights to those images? Or do you have the rights to the images?

Equinox has been around for ever, he runs some of the most sucessful mainstream and adult sites. Foundamental reasearcher on Arpanet back then. Next time please do your homework ;)

Dude, no offense, but I don't really give sites credit that have webmaster links on em that point to

http://[email protected]/


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:1orglaugh

next time you're gonna use a napster clone to download mp3 think again the moment you asked which site Equinox runs since he has been one of the three developers of napster. And not, he's not Shawn Fanning.

Why don't you just get some gallon jugs and jerk off in them lots so you don't need fake cum!

Use the real thing dude:winkwink:

I remember back in the mid 90's when Equinox used to run a webmaster "how-to" bbs. It was when Adult Check was boasting "6000+ sites in our network"

LOL, and I think half of them belonged to Equinox.

It wasn't too long after that the industry really took off. I wonder how many people directly relate their success to Equinox. I know for a fact that a lot of webmasters from those times don't like how he basically opened the flood gates for every Joe Schmo with a pc to run a mainstream website.

But then again one of those "Joe's" made it big. Bigger than almost anyone else in the business.... Isn't that right, Joe?

Hat's off to you, Equinox.:thumbsup

Shampoo!
Just dont get it in your eyes or mouth .... kinda defeats the purpose really doesnt it!

I wander if cum is really nutritious for a girl to swallow? After all it contains lots of proteins.

Thank you guys for taking time out to read this sorry ass post. Now fo rthe rigths to the picture's. Yes i have rights to the pictures to poeple that have taking picture's of the model Tabrin haves turn them over to me they don't do adult modeling no more. And also i talk to the girl everyday. She is working on something WAY!!! better then this fan site. The girl don't even look the same she haves lost a lot of wight. And she is working on looking a 100% for a new site called Tabrin's world which i should say is adult/enterment/Fantasy/ Lots more shit. She haves a good thing going want to help her get there and for the guy called Equinox I have fixed my e-mail Man I can't even see how i pass that up. I don't have icq You can e-mail me what you think is worng and i'll reply to you.

Also the banners don't macth the content on the site cause i won't poeple to go to something other then what they are looking at why would i send someone to a site that is the same and better. This way they keep coming back to me.

And for the pop ups there are only two. I think my site is better then half the pay sites on the net so two pop ups wont kill no body. You guys are great and thanks fo rthe feed back

Also Equinox what do you thnk i should do to the site . It's not a porn site its a fan site. and i think the design it coo for what and were i'm going with it. hit me up at [email protected]

Shit sorry for the fuck up spelling thats what happens when you just get up and want to reply to something :winkwink:

I can't help myself but laugh. This reminds me of Dirty Sanchez, don't know why, it just does. :xomunch

"It's not a porn site its a fan site."

I feel proud because I know Equinox, he is the one that stated the borders between porn and fan site. Some of you might remember when he was the official advisor of the ex-prisident for this industry. Then he establishded net nanny...

Why dont you use the real stuff?
It is easier
and tastes better!

Go figure men trying to figure out how to fake cumshots

Now I have heard it all! Thought you guys Wanted to get off realtime?

Would this be like the same thing as a woman faking an orgasm?
:thumbsup

She haves a good thing going want to help her get there and for the guy called Equinox I have fixed my e-mail Man I can't even see how i pass that up. I don't have icq You can e-mail me what you think is worng and i'll reply to you.

First, It wasn't Equinox, that wanted to help you. it was me. And, I'll try to email you, but seriously, email is slow these days. Almost all adult webmasters communicate thru ICQ. Download it, and we can really start to do business. ICQ is the backbone to the Adult community.




Also the banners don't macth the content on the site cause i won't poeple to go to something other then what they are looking at why would i send someone to a site that is the same and better. This way they keep coming back to me.

Brother, you couldn't be further from the truth on this one.




And for the pop ups there are only two. I think my site is better then half the pay sites on the net so two pop ups wont kill no body. You guys are great and thanks fo rthe feed back

You're site is better, than half the paysites?? Let's not start sucking our own dicks just yet. Your site has a lot of potential, but it still needs a lot of work. 2 pop ups won't kill anybody, but on entry it can kill your traffic productivity. Especially on a free site. Leave the pop ups to the paysites.




Also Equinox what do you thnk i should do to the site . It's not a porn site its a fan site. and i think the design it coo for what and were i'm going with it. hit me up at [email protected]

Good luck trying to get Equinox to help you. That's like asking the hun what he thinks of your gallery. Forget it. Equinox is untouchable. You should be honored that he's responded twice in the same thread.



(By the way, Hi Equinox, remember me, from when you used to code for AOL. My little shared cubicle was down the hall from your office. You probably don't remember me)

fuck. I hate killing threads.

Flaa2000 seriously. Download ICQ.

Here is my ICQ number# 149704521 :)

Oh yeah forgot about this one Goto an electrical supply house and tell them you need some wire lube there is a brand that is milky white look close enough like cum that a lot of electricians wont even use it lol plus I think it is water based so it should not be harmfull

Brian