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luv$ 07-31-2005 05:54 PM

Neat trick to make a TON of Money!
 
Ok, ok, check this out, I picked this up from this one dude, and it's GUARANTEED to make MAD CASH.

This is a very complicated process, so be sure to pay close attention:

First, find someone who is looking for a service or goods, someone who needs something in order to make their business grow. You can usually find several people like this on boards JUST LIKE THIS ONE! Ok, ok, so then you get their ICQ number right - but make sure you use one that is new, as well as a new email address - then, contact them and tell them you have EXACTLY what they need. Be sure to guess the right price; too high might scare them away, and too low might make them suspicious....

Anyway, the idea is to just pretend like you know what you're doing. As SOON as the money goes through you can either:

A: Make up a bunch of excuses until they stop bugging you (essential if you want to keep the ICQ # and feel a little bit guilty about what you've done, but not guilty enough to not do it in the first place)

or

B: Just never respond and dissapear off the face of the planet.

THE CHOICE IS YOURS!

Now, just simply repeat this process and make some MAD BLING!



You are now well on your way to being a part of the multi-hundred dollar business of scamming! :disgust

tungsten 07-31-2005 05:55 PM

who scammed you this time?

VeriSexy 07-31-2005 06:18 PM

Lesson is to never give money to anyone who just contacts you on ICQ just out of the blue :winkwink:

iwantchixx 07-31-2005 06:23 PM

Only give money to people who are known or until the product is delivered.

Mike Okitch 07-31-2005 06:43 PM

The hell with this, I'll make tons more of bling with Mariam Abacha.

Dalai lama 07-31-2005 06:44 PM

Such a good plan. Who scammed you today ?

Basic_man 07-31-2005 06:47 PM

Scamming is bad, children.

reynold 08-01-2005 02:33 AM

nothing compares to hardwork, tricks are only good for dogs. lol

DamageX 08-01-2005 03:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reynold
nothing compares to hardwork, tricks are only good for dogs. lol

Lots of dogs around.

rickholio 08-01-2005 03:23 AM

I'm obviously way too tired to still be awake. I glanced at the topic of this thread and thought it said:

Turn tricks to make a TON of Money!

... and I was thinking "What, this guy has only just now realized what industry we're in?" :1orglaugh

woj 08-01-2005 03:25 AM

like there aren't enough scammers on gfy already, don't give people ideas....

Why 08-01-2005 03:28 AM

dont do business with people you dont trust.

reynold 08-01-2005 05:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Why
dont do business with people you dont trust.

That's noted. :thumbsup

luv$ 08-01-2005 05:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rickholio
I'm obviously way too tired to still be awake. I glanced at the topic of this thread and thought it said:

Turn tricks to make a TON of Money!

... and I was thinking "What, this guy has only just now realized what industry we're in?" :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

EroticySteve 08-01-2005 05:58 AM

Did someone offer to buy your item on Criagslist for 3 times what you were asking if you'd ship as soon as you got their money order. Did you supply your item to the shipper with the balance of the money? Did you have to repay the entire amount to the bank who cashed the check because you got served?

nojob 08-01-2005 06:06 AM

Quote.
Did someone offer to buy your item on Criagslist for 3 times what you were asking if you'd ship as soon as you got their money order. Did you supply your item to the shipper with the balance of the money? Did you have to repay the entire amount to the bank who cashed the check because you got served?

hmmm That happened to you also. I thought that was too good to be true. I think the nigerian government runs that corporation. :winkwink:

A™ Machine 08-01-2005 06:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Why
dont do business with people you dont trust.

Trust no one.

luv$ 08-01-2005 12:46 PM

This is truly good advice - follow it and you'll be able to pay off your 1998 Ford Escort!


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