I'm in Colombia... have the shits so bad I can't stand up...
 

ugh. been here many times but something got my ass. :Oh crap

though i would share.

gotta go... here it comes again.

that always happens to me when i am in Colombia and Honduras

Mexico is a dream land compared to those...

must have been the water. dont drink the water.

gotta be the water

Find some Codeine Phosphate.... it will dry you up. Its a common painkiller so you shold be able to get it - esp in Columbia!

Make you dont end up constipated with it though.

didnt you know never drink the water in south american countries?

Bottled water all the way
or boil it

DON'T drink the water...

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sniff some coke and you will be good to go :)

They don't sell Immodium there?

I have not been in south america but looking forward to going there.

Ahhh Traveller's diarrhea.

2 tabs (500MG each) of Cipro would clear it up for you pretty quickly. It'd be kind of silly to go to the third world without any. :)

where abouts in honduras do you go ? I live on the west coast (amapala)

there is nothing wrong with the water there. It's your weak stomach that can't handle some water bacteria.

must be something you ate.. is it hot there?...i

oh icky. you have the soupy poops.

i know the feeling everytime i go back home

dont drink the water dude.

the thing is once you get the shits, it doesn't really go away until you leave the country. That's too bad because if I was there, I'd be high out of my mind with a couple of pretty colombian bimbos.

not true.. if you are in a foreign country and get the shits, here's the 48 hour cure..

Go on a straight rum and beer diet for 48 hours.. that's it .. simple.. then when your done , eat lots of yogurt. I guarantee your shits will be gone..

come on now guys... i know better than to drink the water / ice. a travel noob i am not. i think i ate some bad food this morning.

it's getting better now, going to call my colombiana sweetheart over to come take care of me tonight.

fan signs anyone?

You must have eaten something bad, or maybe the water doesn't suit your system.

That sucks hope you feelbeter

If you read the thread he stated that already

SUM-NOM-NAA!!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh





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I just spit a sip of my Cuba Libre out my nose. Your right... I'm sure I deserve it. :1orglaugh

I've been a lime away from a Cuba Libre all night...

Woohoo!!!

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havent you heard to not drink the water!

Im not a big drinker but Im a sucker for a Cuba Libre or a good Mojito. :thumbsup

too much colombian punta i think :2 cents: :1orglaugh






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It's because of teh water, then maybe it's time for you to take half of the blame. YOu should have carried bottled water with you when you're going to other places.

Drink beer it'll help you feel better.

Yes please - hope you're shooting for your latina site :thumbsup

Get some Lomotil. stuff really works. you can buy it at any drug store there. Stay away from salads in restaurants and fruit juices not made by you. You probably have amoebic dysentery. You can also buy some stuff there (anything with a name ending in "sol") to kill the amoebas, but it's real hard on you and you might want to wait on taking it until you get back anyway. I lived in Cali, Colombia for 13 years, myself.

Do you people wander aimlessly around GFY or actually listen to what people have to say? I've never spoken to this guy, don't know much about him. However, I know that he travels often and isn't stupid enough to drink water that will fuck him up.

Edit: For that matter simply reading the first post would tell you he's been there many times.

Dude.. its SO obvious.. its the water.. he shouldnt have been drinking that.. everybody knows!!!

Sorry. NEVER drink the water, brush my teeth with it or let a single drop hit my mouth when I shower... never, ever.

It was just some bad food.

I was just joking bro..

I know a guy that refuses to wear condoms is smart enough not to drink the water . haha

You are spot on about that. The salads are washed in local water most of the time and the fruits are as well.

You still in Cali?

that happened to me after going to the top fuel drag races once... if your only a couple days into it id just go ahead and kill yourself now... mine lasted for about 30 days :thumbsup

:disgust hey now... :1orglaugh i HATE condoms when im drinking water.

I'm sorry, I thought you don't exist.

Haven't tried this blend yet but I'm pretty sure my stomach won't easily accept iit.