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2HousePlague 07-30-2005 11:47 AM

god, i fucking love my wife -- !
 
Lauren.
IQ: 185.
Chairman of the Board, ZayZahZooZoo Enterprises (shell of profitLABINC and impoverishedNOOBS).
Age: 24.

My boss:

http://2houseplague.com/PROUDPORN/GA...anzEyz-169.jpg


2HP

Nismo 07-30-2005 11:48 AM

185 IQ?

Is she the president of Mensa?

Nazgrel 07-30-2005 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague
god, i fucking love my wife -- !

So would I if I had a wife like that.

GW mate.

p1mpdogg 07-30-2005 11:52 AM

she looks like a stuck up bitch

2HousePlague 07-30-2005 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by p1mpdogg
she looks like a stuck up bitch

she is bro. so stuck-up, i can't even follow the puppet strings all the way up to her hands. no joke.

2HP

pawsregd 07-30-2005 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by p1mpdogg
she looks like a stuck up bitch

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

chase 07-30-2005 12:05 PM

Nice to hear 2HP, lol.

dirtydesignz 07-30-2005 12:08 PM

That is awesome! It's a nice change of pace from the other crap on GFY !

3piece chicken Dinner 07-30-2005 12:08 PM

Must..................resist.................obvio us...........me to.........type reply.




congrats 2hp.

I know how you feel. I love my side dish and mc nugget as well.

x3guide 07-30-2005 12:09 PM

a) Which test? scale/SD? It's almost impossible to measure IQ that high

b) She-male. :)

Theo 07-30-2005 12:11 PM

i would never marry a woman with higher IQ than me.
Tell me you have IQ 200 so i'll feel better ;-0

TheGoldenChild 07-30-2005 12:13 PM

I love her too.
However a smart girl Jack -
Is my kryptonite.

That's why I have a 20 yr old whore driving down from Malibu on a Saturday on the 405- IN HORRIBLE TRAFFIC to fuck me silly for two days instead.

You think a chick with a 185 IQ would do that?


I mean the part about fucking me silly for two days-
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Ck out the pics on http://www.kbtalks.com

pornguy 07-30-2005 12:14 PM

Having a high IQ and knowing your ass from a hole in the ground are two different things.

2HousePlague 07-30-2005 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3piece chicken Dinner
Must..................resist.................obvio us...........me to.........type reply.




congrats 2hp.

I know how you feel. I love my side dish and mc nugget as well.

don't resist, bro -- !

please, hot chicks with huge heads is the niche of last resort for the porn-jaded porn-pimp -- it doesn't get any better -- !


2HP


ps: go ahead and register hotchickswithhugeheads.com )>-- i don't have the time -- :)

2HousePlague 07-30-2005 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kBizzle
I love her too.
However a smart girl Jack -
Is my kryptonite.

That's why I have a 20 yr old whore driving down from Malibu on a Saturday on the 405- IN HORRIBLE TRAFFIC to fuck me silly for two days instead.

You think a chick with a 185 IQ would do that?


I mean the part about fucking me silly for two days-
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Ck out the pics on http://www.kbtalks.com

nice attempt to get me to make that case, here, buddy -- LMFAO -- :1orglaugh -- you should've asked me at the bar 2 weeks ago -- :winkwink:

how's that song go... "if you knew lauren, like i know lauren...oooh! -- ooooh! -- oooooh" -- :winkwink:

don't misunderstand me -- i love fucking dumb chicks as much as the next guy -- but, there are places of corruption in the soul, you can only reach with brains...


2HP

TheGoldenChild 07-30-2005 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague
nice attempt to get me make that case, here, buddy -- LMFAO -- :1orglaugh

how's that song go... "if you knew lauren, like i know lauren...oooh! -- ooooh! -- oooooh" -- :winkwink:

don't misunderstand me -- i love fucking dumb chicks as much as the next guy -- but, there are places of corruption in the soul, you can only reach with brains...


2HP

Oh I didn't say she was dumb-
She is a smart cookie
She figured out real quick how to massge my prostate during sex- and told me she would do it-

At 20 I didn't even know I had a prostate.
:-))

2HousePlague 07-30-2005 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kBizzle
Oh I didn't say she was dumb-
She is a smart cookie
She figured out real quick how to massge my prostate during sex- and told me she would do it-

At 20 I didn't even know I had a prostate.
:-))

great illustration of: "there are many types of intelligence, boobie."

oh, you knew you had a prostate, you just didn't know it was called a prostate -- :winkwink:


2HP

Screaming 07-30-2005 12:27 PM

heh gotta love her it sounds like

Ycaza 07-30-2005 02:11 PM

better to find you have a prostate from a hot chick than from some doctor....

Dagwolf 07-30-2005 02:14 PM

IQ 185? How the hell do you keep up?

Donny 07-30-2005 02:15 PM

I love fucking your wife too!

Oh.... wait.... that's not what you said.... I thought you said "I love fucking my wife!"

Sorry 'bout that! :)

2HousePlague 07-30-2005 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DonovanPhillips
I love fucking your wife too!

Oh.... wait.... that's not what you said.... I thought you said "I love fucking my wife!"

Sorry 'bout that! :)


lol -- doesn't that go without saying -- ? -- ain't your wife, donnie, something of a smart-looker, herself -- :winkwink:

2HP

2HousePlague 07-30-2005 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dagwolf
IQ 185? How the hell do you keep up?


i use a lot of big words very quickly -- slip in/slip out -- pretend i dropped something -- so far, it's been workin' -- :winkwink:


2HP

Donny 07-30-2005 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

ain't your wife, donnie, something of a smart-looker, herself -- :winkwink:

2HP

Belinda is quite yummy. :)

We'll have to come over and hang out sometime. I didn't get to last time everyone went over... I was in SF but with my 5 year old. :)

3piece chicken Dinner 07-30-2005 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DonovanPhillips
I love fucking your wife too!

Oh.... wait.... that's not what you said.... I thought you said "I love fucking my wife!"

Sorry 'bout that! :)


This was the exact joke I was resisting. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


2HP you have a good sense of humor and roll with the punches. Very cool of you.


And you must be pretty smart yourself , you were smart enough to lock her down with a ring.

TheGoldenChild 07-30-2005 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cazually
better to find you have a prostate from a hot chick than from some doctor....

Have you seen my doctor?
She has nice fingers-
Last time I got a hernia exam I sported a chub...

She smiled.


I still got it
:-))

Michaelious 07-30-2005 04:01 PM

Hmmmm..... doable :321GFY

2HousePlague 07-30-2005 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kBizzle
Have you seen my doctor?
She has nice fingers-
Last time I got a hernia exam I sported a chub...

She smiled.


I still got it
:-))

the hernia or the chub -- ? -- :1orglaugh


2HP

myjah 07-30-2005 04:16 PM

That's nice to hear someone say...I feel the same way about my husband.

Donny 07-30-2005 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

ain't your wife, donnie, something of a smart-looker, herself -- :winkwink:

2HP


She doesn't really like this photo of herself but I'm postin' it anyway!

http://www.donovanphillips.com/Belinda.jpg

baddog 07-30-2005 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cazually
better to find you have a prostate from a hot chick than from some doctor....


:1orglaugh

2HousePlague 07-30-2005 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DonovanPhillips
She doesn't really like this photo of herself but I'm postin' it anyway!

http://www.donovanphillips.com/Belinda.jpg

"http://www.usbr.gov/history/hoover.jpg"


2HP

wildgirl 07-30-2005 08:41 PM

she's very pretty, you're very lucky 2HP...lol

Spunky 07-30-2005 08:51 PM

I wish she would stop stalking me

nico-t 07-30-2005 09:08 PM

ok why u type italic and shit? is that some way to personalize yourslef or something? it sucks! ;)

Juicy D. Links 07-30-2005 09:12 PM

wife? i thought she was your daugher!

brizzad 07-30-2005 09:18 PM

185 IQ? Where was the test administered?

If you say some website like tickle.com or something, then i'll understand the 185.. if you say a professional, i'll just go ahead and assume you're lying.

2HousePlague 07-30-2005 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
wife? i thought she was your daugher!

well, i am 14 years older -- so, it's posssssible, i suppose... but i've never thought of her as anything but a peer (and that flatters ME -- lol) -- :playboy -- it's not a part of our relationship, but i've heard younger women are to be desired -- no -- ? -- :winkwink:

2HP

2HousePlague 07-30-2005 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brizzad
185 IQ? Where was the test administered?

If you say some website like tickle.com or something, then i'll understand the 185.. if you say a professional, i'll just go ahead and assume you're lying.

she took the ctmm in high school, before coming to berkeley, where we met -- we're both in mensa -- :)

2HP

nico-t 07-30-2005 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
wife? i thought she was your daugher!

quit sucking up :1orglaugh

EZRhino 07-30-2005 10:06 PM

Congrats, we all can only hope too find someone like that.

Dagwolf 07-30-2005 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

i use a lot of big words very quickly -- slip in/slip out -- pretend i dropped something -- so far, it's been workin' -- :winkwink:


2HP

:thumbsup Hey, whatever works, right?

Anthony 07-30-2005 10:23 PM

Good to hear mate! :)

All the best to you two!

pxxx 07-30-2005 10:32 PM

There is no reason why you should not.

Lt. Space Dingo 07-30-2005 10:55 PM

sorry jack but she loves another man too-yours truly.

Zester 07-30-2005 11:26 PM

i was with a 200 IQ girl for a long time, she was smart enough to understand that by being good to me she made me her own.

we almost got married

mrkris 07-30-2005 11:30 PM

hahaha saying it how it is ... gj p1mpdogg

RedShoe 07-31-2005 12:05 AM

xx :) :) xx

strats 07-31-2005 12:19 AM

There are people with iqs of like 593

Godsmack 07-31-2005 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague
Lauren.
IQ: 185.
Chairman of the Board, ZayZahZooZoo Enterprises (shell of profitLABINC and impoverishedNOOBS).
Age: 24.

My boss:

http://2houseplague.com/PROUDPORN/GA...anzEyz-169.jpg


2HP

185 :-)


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