fuck it. 1k cash to the 200th poster in this thread.
 

no joke.. i dont care what you post. I am giving 1k cash to the 200th poster in this thread.

love me or hate me. even if it was sleazy shithead or pipefag.. ill still pay you

$1k cash to the 200th post.

oh and woj is banned from it :)

wow, nice promo :thumbsup

Haha, very clever.

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

show me the money ;)

whoa .. i could use 1k lol.

anyone whoring? its only 4 pages ;)

what will this take, 10 mins?

i said a shitty thing about you awhile back. i take it back and im sorry. for real

am i banned too?

:1orglaugh I was gonna ask you to do that

fuck i'm in

not at all.. only the bots are

its all good, really.

Man I could use that. I will give this one a shot.

bump bump

I could at least find pics to post I guess

only a few to go. Cant wait.

the girl in your sig is a start

let's see if i can get in on this proper

http://bangingbecky.com/freegallery/pics003/003.jpg

eh taking too much effort

thats our latest by the way ;)

I think the 15 sec rule is relaly more like 8

oh fuck this i cant be the only one up for whoring ;)

ROFL this one will get major attention

*sighs*

guess I am

Damn she is a hottie. Got more??

200.... pay me.

ROFL hell naw nigga ;P no worries ! this will go fast

its gonna suck if i get the 200th post lol i could use a raise i suppose sine i work for myself

Boys: shoot to thrill from the hip. This time we put the "act" in action.
We've tricked the pigs into thinking that this auction is a pageant.
In no time there will be makeup on our new set of cutlery.
The livestock is star struck. They're all salivating like ravenous cartoons.
Goddamn animal. You'd better watch where you spit.
Squeal like soft music. If it helps, we'll dim the lights on the floor.
Neon bulbs are the cosmetics of swine. Everybody looks quite dazzling,
trussed up in their formal attire.
You'd make a great secret if I could keep you, but we all spill our guts.
We're locked and loaded. Drip fed and bloated. Our trigger fingers snagged
in the mouse trap of the moment.
Turn the lights off on us, like a moth left in the cold. In the dark, begging for more.
When the urgency strikes you, you'd better not lose your nerve.
It's the rush that the cockroaches get at the end of the world. It's alright.
There's a pail by the bed if you need one (but you're doing just fine).
When in Rome we shall do as the Romans, when in Hell we do shots at the bar.
Last call, kill it.
We don't think in terms of the morning afters, and we don't utter a single word of the night befores.
In the meantime we're just thoughtless incessant buzzing apparatus.
Disillusioned and lonelier than the last man standing. It doesn't get any better than this so run like Hell.
This is a rock and roll takeover.
Living each day one night at a time.
There were mercy fucks, there was blood.
You should have been there by my side.
This is passion, this is red handed denial.
I have no lover and she hasn't the prettiest eyes. Last call, kill it.

Whoring contests are popular today !

I'll give it a shot :)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

not big chances there thought ;)

Hit Of The Search Party

No man abandon his post. A gatecrasher has called us to arms. Take up your torch.
I want this ship cleaner than a hospital ward. A radical has polluted our ranks.
Slouch into position men, this is a war. Set the traps.
We'll have that criminal's head marched through the streets on a stick.
Someone will pay for this.
We'll squeeze his goddamn brains out.
Sleep with one knife open. You can't outthink us, we've been out of thoughts for a while.
The warrior with the deadliest weapon is the one without an instruction manual for his gun.
This is a union of dunces and we are the new global menace.
Stalking the land, gnashing dull teeth, tapping our feet, sighing and humming and watching the clock.
That's what you get for fucking with us.
When we find you we will skin you alive, we'll pluck out your eyes
and the cannons will roar as we march to the capitol, dragging your hide.
Drooling polished jackboot monsters, tracking the scent of a sleeping child.
Your composure gave you away, next time it's best to cry havoc.
Keep marching, the bridge is ours. They're coming to get me. They're coming to take me away.
I'll never make love in this town again. Everyone on the dance floor is doomed. Hit the ground. Shut your mouth.
The prisoners have laid waste to the pulpit. You're in for it now. Are these helicopters for me?
Have I been appointed to speak? Then I'm going to Hell, and I'm taking the renaissance with me.

Lol this is fun.

Everybody with 2 brain cells and 5 mins to loose will give it a shot off course ;)

Pick me! Pick me!

yah that would be fucked...

its already fuck cuz you said 200th poster...

that actually means the 200th unique name in the thread... eh????

my balls itch this hot summer night

I'm really poor and could use $1,000 :)

Probably be someone with a post bot.

gonna try it

Floater

To my mistress the bridge,I don't feel well. I'll be leaving and you can't stop me.
We've been carrying on too long.
I'm sorry, but I'm gone. I've got a bad reputation to think about. I've been dirty, I've been wrong.
Maybe someday they'll find that I've washed up.
I'm stepping out to clear my lungs. I'm breathing in to fill my lungs. We're all dead.
Farewell scenic highway overpass.
It's better this way anyways. My lover the river makes a better soldier than a bride.
But I left my heart at the side of her bed and she's got the warmest body that I've ever had.
Drag the lake, you'll find it's full of love. Bring the children to the water and let them see what heartache did.
This matrimony needs a witness, and you can teach them to swim.
Don't let your dreamers grow up to be dead men. Drown us at birth, save her some time.
Drifting on romantic holiday, breathless as her cold arms cover me. Drag the lake. You will find it is full of love.

-Sincerely mine. Finally.

:thumbsup

on the right side of the thread you see each post numbered... im going by that....

$1k cash to the 200th post.


Topbucks gave away 1500 to a single person b4 ;) pimpdog is 2nd highest as far as I remember ... maybe not

Nice offer.

I hope it's me! YAY! GO ME!