He Left for Portland This Morning, So Here's a Naked Pic of AaronM
 

Yeah, right. But I'm sure it caught your attention. Read this, it's cool. Particularly for parents:


Paul Harvey Writes:



We tried so hard to make things better for our kids that we made them worse. For my grandchildren, I?d like better.



I?d really like for them to know about hand me down clothes and homemade ice cream and leftover meat loaf sandwiches. I really would.



I hope you learn humility by being humiliated, and that you learn honesty by being cheated.



I hope you learn to make your own bed and mow the lawn and was the car.



And I really hope nobody gives you a brand new car when you are sixteen.



I t will be good if at least one time you can see puppies born and your old dog put to sleep.



I hope you get a black eye fighting for something you believe in.



I hope you have to share a bedroom with your younger brother/sister. And it?s all right if you have to draw a line down the middle of the room, but when he wants to crawl under the covers with you because he?s scared, I hope you let him.



When you want to see a movie and your little brother/sister wants to tag a long, I hope you?ll let him/her.



I hope you have to walk uphill to school with your friends and that you live in a town where you can do it safely.



On rainy days when you have to catch a ride, I hope you don?t ask you driver to drop you two blocks away so you won?t be seen riding with someone as un cool as your Mom.



If you want a slingshot, I hope your dad teaches you how to make one instead of buying one.



I hope you learn to dig in the dirt and read books.



When you learn to use computers, I hope you also learn to add and subtract in your head.



I hope you get teased by your friends when you have your first crush on a boy/girl, and when you talk back to your mother that you learn what ivory sop tastes like.



May you skin your knee climbing a mountain, burn you hand on a stove and stick your tongue on a frozen flagpole.



I don?t care if you try a beer once, but I hope you don?t like it. And if a friend offers you dope or a joint, I hope you realize he is not your friend.



I sure hope you make time to sit on a porch with your grandma/grandpa and go fishing with your uncle.



May you feel sorrow at a funeral and joy during the holidays.



I hope your mother punishes you when you throw a baseball through your neighbor?s window and that she hugs you and kisses you at Hanukkah/Christmas time when you giver her a plaster mold of your hand.



These things I wish for you- tough times and disappointment, hard work and happiness. To me, it?s the only way to appreciate life.



Written with a pen. Sealed with a kiss. I?m here for you and if I die befoe you do, I?ll go to heaven and wait for you.

I wanted to see a naked fat man

spammer :mad:

"And if a friend offers you dope or a joint, I hope you realize he is not your friend."

HA!! That's the very definition of friend!

Thats funny because in most circles, the guy that doesn't share his bud isn't your friend.

j/k... good post, heartwarming threads feel good on a sunny friday afternoon.

fucker, beat me too it...

Very sweet, and probably a simpler life is the only thing that would fix how each generation seems more fucked up than the last these days.

very good sent it out to a bunch of family members

This thread is devoid of naked, short, fat, men named Aaron, despite the thread title.

Seacrest OUT.

That is very cool and well written. I'm very fond of this one myself....



Don?t spoil me. I know quite well that I ought not to have all I ask for. I?m only testing you.

Don?t be afraid to be firm with me. I prefer it; it makes me feel secure.

Don?t let me form bad habits. I have to rely on you to detect them in the early stages.

Don?t make me feel smaller than I am. It only makes me behave stupidly "big."

Don?t correct me in front of people if you can help it. I?ll take much more notice if you talk quietly with me in private.

Don?t make me feel that my mistakes are sins. It upsets my sense of values.

Don?t protect me from consequences. I need to learn the painful way sometimes.

Don?t be too upset when I say "I hate you." Sometimes it isn?t you I hate but your power to thwart me.

Don?t take too much notice of my small ailments. Sometimes they get me the attention I need.

Don?t nag. If you do, I shall have to protect myself by appearing deaf.

Don?t forget that I cannot explain myself as well as I should like. That is why I am not always accurate.

Don?t put me off when I ask questions. If you do, you will find that I stop asking and seek my information elsewhere.

Don?t be inconsistent. That completely confuses me and makes me lose faith in you.

Don?t tell me my fears are silly. They are terribly real and you can do much to reassure me if you try to understand.

Don?t ever suggest that you are perfect or infallible. It gives me too great a shock when I discover that you are neither.

Don?t ever think that it is beneath your dignity to apologize to me. An honest apology makes me feel surprisingly warm toward you.

Don?t say "It?s all right" when I am crying. It is NOT all right, and "I know it hurts" or "I understand you're feeling sad" helps me to know you see how I?m really feeling.

Don?t forget I love experimenting. I couldn?t get along without it, so please put up with it. Let me be creative and discover!

Don?t forget how quickly I am growing up. It must be very difficult for you to keep pace with me, but please do try.

Don?t forget that I don?t thrive without lots of love and understanding, but I don?t need to tell you that, do I?!

Please keep yourself fit and healthy. I NEED you and I LOVE you.

That was nice too, Stuart.

I like that last one. It's cool. Goina use that one :)