Can Muscular Men Wipe Their Ass?
 

So I'm at the gym today and there is a HUGE guy ... way buff.

Here's my question ... can muscle men wipe their own ass?

:1orglaugh Lol..what makes you think they can't?

Good question, I've always wondered that myself lol :thumbsup

Seriously, the reach around factor has to come into play ...

I don't know...maybe they have to use a stick like midgets do...LOL and they do use one..I saw it on CSI LOL

no, the unfortunate side effect of bulky muscles is that you have to hire a maid, or have a loving wife that will wipe your ass for you.

I've known guys who couldn't even get their arms around to scratch their lower back, let alone wipe their ass.

I'm not a pro bb by any means, but after a hard shoulder or back workout, it's a chore to take care of that. LOL

So having huge arms wont allow you to reach back?

Ahh, this definitely made my night. : )

Couple that with having a wide back and tight shoulders and you have guys who lay down a towel on the edge of the bathtub to straddle and wipe their ass that way.

Oh lordly!!!

Wonder what ladies think now?

And everything you see on TV is real. ; )

Poooooo!

Sure they can....

They just have to reach between their legs and wipe back to front. :1orglaugh

I was in the Marines and I heard of a few guys that had problems cleaning up business. From the front or behind.. Once you get to large the body won't bend.

Hrm, wonder if the same applies for the ladies, I wouldn't want to go down on that shit ... literally!

Not so much too large, but just stupid and never stretch.

So many like that. Building muscle after it repairs contracts it, you have to actively stretch it to keep it limber.

Goddamn, it's been so long since back in the day you and I talked about the military.

You had wetsmut.com and I had freesmutpics.com

Goddamn, we are ancient.

Damn! Hey bro.. Has been awhile.

Ancient = Wisdom

Werd. :)

I know a lot of power lifters ..big guys ... i trained with them for 3 years ... hardcore guys ... they had pals for garbage and pals for puking all over the gym .. some of them were not very flexible .. but others would stretch all the time and have no problem .... i have to say that at my biggest ... i could wipe but did have a hard time even scratching the back of my head .. :Oh crap

muscle bound is a myth

They drag their ass on the carpet and blame it on the dog :glugglug

They never need to wipe their asses because they burn everything they eat. Once you turn into a muscle fridge, food disappears.

i think they go straight to the shower room ...funny I've been thinking about that too lately

I was married to a body builder and as far as I know, he took care of things back there, lol. Luckily, he never asked for assistance. I had to rub stuff all over him sometimes, which was bad enough.

i think what you need to do is ask if you can watch next time...sounds like it might get you moist.

lol. a lot more degrading. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

What a dumb question! :1orglaugh Ofcourse they can wipe their ass.

stop looking at me at the gym...
http://www.heiko-kallbach.com/bilder...ry/rom2big.jpg

I think they still can and if they can't too bad for them.

It isn't a dumb question.. Some of them can't..

he's has to have problems
http://www.bodybuilders.com/pics/crazy1.jpg

haha! i learned something here... i don't want to be a sbulky as them..

They could always reach between their legs and wipe towards their balls.

I had to learn to do that after my Pilonydal Cust removal.