"No shit, there I was" stories.
 

Went down the "Bonzai" head first, The Bonzai is a large, almost vertical water slide.
I Hit the bottom recovery lane at what felt like 70mph and skidded almost all the way to the end.
I Stood up and thought, man that was the FAstest ride I had ever been on. Realized I had no swim trunks on.
My trunks were floating back at the beginning of the recovery lane.

Both sides of the slide were lined with people watching others go down and they were of course, laughing.

Had to walk approx 50 ft bare ass naked to get my trunks and put them on.

"No shit, there I was"

What's your story?

I was one of the spectators laughing at you. Damn, I see how girls' mouths are watering there man! ;)

So, anyway, I'm standing there waiting to use the pay phone...
Yeah, he was. Seriously.
And this guy who's on the phone turns around and tips his hat like this.
DOUG does a "tip your hat" motion.
And who do you think the guy was?
Girls still stone-faced.
Emilio Estevez.
The Mighty Duckman. Swear to God. I was there.
(teasing) Of course, you were. You're the one who yelled the breakfast clubber's name.
I was like -- 'Emilioooo!'

I too was there -- at the waterpark watching while many of the girls paniced when their bikini's would slide (not fall off) when one of the big buckets that drops water would fall on them unexpectedly

nice story man.

lol! hilarious stories. ;)

do you have pics? :upsidedow