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Droppedyuourphone in the toilet while drunk?

Riaseyour hand and also post in this therrad.

Bigtches. :thumbsup

as much as i try and type poorly when i am drunk, it never happens.

It takes two hands to hold my member

I think I just sayw lightining outside thewindow.

I fucking hate Widnows computesr, I am using a laptop runningWindowsandI can't figure out how to turn the fuucking lightson here, so I blame my typiong on that. I can type fine whendrunk, but right now I ams too lazy to go over everything to make sure itmlooks good for you. :321GFY

That never happened. I put my phone on my pocket most of the time.

I don't bring my phone inside the comfort room.