I've decided to start taking bible classes
 

Just picked up Odie - and she said the last time she was in winnipeg she was here for a bible college - so we decied to bring up old memories and do a total LOVE JESES weekend

Awesome. I'll take a fansign please.

"Find more guys like me at FriendlyFucker.com"

Thanks, Sleazy.

Also, at your bible class say this to the girls and see how many want to suck your dick after you say it to them, "God is that than which nothing greater can be conceived."

sexual activity before marriage isn't what good christians do and i find that comment very rude and derogitary.

Sorry.. I meant "Suck your cock"

This is excellent news. God will surely sprinkle love dust on your loins, and clear goat droppings from your path.

On a side note, is there an easy way to remove speaker wire from a wall without damaging the sheetrock? I'm having a devil of a time with it.

Oh boy...thanks for the press release Scott...lmao

I'm going to teach you guys all howto sing kumby-a ..lol:)

hmm..dunno what to say about this.

JesUs, you illiterate, fat fuck

I can see it now.. Father Sleazy

You shouldn't use words which you don't know what they mean. Or which you don't know how to spell, for that matter. :)

so you finally get some education ?
wow I am amazed, after you have finished the Bible, try the Koran, Book of Death from Tibet and if you ask nicely ( yep that would be a very big task for you ) I can introduce you to some more in depth info, but heh .......... the course with the Mc Donalds University is ok as well my friend !
pardon my engrish

Pray for me please.

Instant classic.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

oh sleazy, for shame, i was just about to send you a set of photos with your sleazy dog tattoo in them...but i think they probably are not condoned by the church.

good for you. just pray for the rest of us.

I bet he doesn't know how to spell "Gad".

You hit it! :thumbsup

I have fond memories of christian camp as a kid. I used to "comfort" all the other girls in my cabin who were missing their boyfriends.

good times. good times.

Hey Sleazy: I can't wait to hang out with you and the gang this weekend. We're going to be trippin ballz for sure. The countdown to my flight has begun...

if priests can fuck little kids, surel;y they will allow that fat fuck a little leeway

It is gaaaaaawwwwwddd :winkwink:

Wow!....

that's good to hear sleazy...keep it up bro! cheers for u

i can't joke on this, ain't that funny. :(

actully it's the tibetan book of the dead........

and you think that will do what ?? :1orglaugh OY :Oh crap

lets all pray together for many more sales for me :glugglug

yeah, you are right brother Nicky! Amen to that.

pray that jesus saves us from anymore new 2257 laws

Bible college? Gonna have to demote her. 9.7.

I bought the bible last year.. my God, it was hard to read. The language was just silly. I honestly tried to read it, but I never made past 100 pages or so.

Feeling a little guilty about something and fear you are going to 'hell'? (Only exists in the mind of the guilty!)

Bible school ... like holy fuck, what do they teach. The various positions that priests prefer.

I can hear role call now: William *here*, Ester *here*, Sleazy *busy pushin porn*

Kind of hard to miss Sleazy...

You still crack me up - have you bought any dresses lately?