Thread Killer... at your service.
 

It seems today and yesterday I've been killing threads. I figured I might as well make a few bucks at it. I seem to pretty good at it.

So, if you need a thread killed, just let me know. I'll respond to it and then no one else will. This service is relatively new, and so for the next 3 hours you can get my service at an introductory price of only $9.99. After 3 hours the price will go up to $14.95.

Act now and get a bonus offer, 2 KILLS FOR JUST $9.99. That's RIGHT!! ACT NOW AND RECEIVE A 2ND KILL FOR FREE!!!

2 KILLS for just $9.99.
2 KILLS for just $9.99!!!

I still love ya, RedShoe, lol

No replies to his post would of been hilrious.

Damn this one hurts for sure.

thats not manmade

jesus thats a big turd.......

ouch :Oh crap

that's massive

well, that just made me disable images :repuke