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free-hosted 01-31-2002 11:30 PM

Bannerfree hosting! Limited Time!
 
Hurry and get your account now before we add several small headers/footers to your pages!

Free-Hosted.com

* FTP Access
* Unlimited space
* Unlimited bandwidth
* 100% TGP compliant
* 1:75 ratio 404 forwarding

Like the subject says we are offering BANNER FREE hosting for a week or more as a grand opening special! Hurry and get an account before our 1 server is FULL. This won't last long!
And FREE Flapjacks to the first 100 users!

Get an account now Free-Hosted.com!

Wiredoctor 01-31-2002 11:37 PM

Oh My God, not another one....:ak47: :BangBang:

Another total Newbie spam about the fricken No Ads Free Hosting, that has been proven 10 times in the past few months CAN"T BE DONE...... Get a life ..........This crappy topic is as old as
the stinky underware Bin Laden wares.....

FATPad 01-31-2002 11:38 PM

Of course it's for a limited time. Banner free hosting isn't exactly a well thought out, proven, long term plan.

btw, where's my $10?

Clay 01-31-2002 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Wiredoctor
Oh My God, not another one....:ak47: :BangBang:

I was just thinking the exact same thing

Theo 01-31-2002 11:53 PM

from their page:

Yes it's true! The sponsor pays you 50$ for EVERY FREE signup you generate!
It converts like crazy! We personally convert this sponsor 1:200 on CJ traffic! Can you imagine? Why do you think we have chosen ClickCash's site to be the main sponsor on our freehosting's header/footer? Yes you are right! Because it makes us a lot of $$$

oscer 02-01-2002 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
from their page:

Yes it's true! The sponsor pays you 50$ for EVERY FREE signup you generate!
It converts like crazy! We personally convert this sponsor 1:200 on CJ traffic! Can you imagine? Why do you think we have chosen ClickCash's site to be the main sponsor on our freehosting's header/footer? Yes you are right! Because it makes us a lot of $$$

Ghetto

rollin2 02-01-2002 12:18 AM

wireddoctor,
pornconnected is still up. so i guess i defeated your theory, shitty deal :)

Amputate Your Head 02-01-2002 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by free-hosted
Hurry and get your account now before we add a small header/footer to your pages!

Free-Hosted.com

* FTP Access
* Unlimited space
* Unlimited bandwidth
* 100% TGP compliant

Like the subject says we are offering BANNER FREE hosting for a week or more as a grand opening special! Hurry and get an account before our server is FULL this won't last long!

Get an account now Free-Hosted.com!

Can I really get unlimited bandwidth and space?
How is your down time?
Can I put my TGP on it?
Do I get a real FTP account or one of those shitty web interfaces?

Can you please tell me more???

boneprone 02-01-2002 12:50 AM

hmmm

m0rph3us 02-01-2002 02:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by free-hosted
Hurry and get your account now before we add several small headers/footers to your pages!

Free-Hosted.com

* FTP Access
* Unlimited space
* Unlimited bandwidth
* 100% TGP compliant
* 1:75 ratio 404 forwarding

Like the subject says we are offering BANNER FREE hosting for a week or more as a grand opening special! Hurry and get an account before our 1 server is FULL. This won't last long!

Get an account now Free-Hosted.com!

WTF 1:75 ratio 404 forwarding

LOL!

Amputate Your Head 02-01-2002 02:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by m0rph3us


WTF 1:75 ratio 404 forwarding

LOL!

Damn! I wish I'd have caught that one!!!!

Lensman 02-01-2002 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by m0rph3us


WTF 1:75 ratio 404 forwarding

LOL!

Ha! At least they come clean about it.

Theo 02-01-2002 02:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

Damn! I wish I'd have caught that one!!!!

lol me too! i think they deserve an award of honesty!

boneprone 02-01-2002 02:47 AM

Is that a good ratio?

BP4L

SonOfRage 02-01-2002 02:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by free-hosted
Hurry and get your account now before we add several small headers/footers to your pages!

Free-Hosted.com

Like the subject says we are offering BANNER FREE hosting for a week or more as a grand opening special! Hurry and get an account before our 1 server is FULL. This won't last long!
And FREE Flapjacks to the first 100 users!

Get an account now Free-Hosted.com!

What the fuck are FlapJacks?

boneprone 02-01-2002 02:56 AM

not sure?

Anyone know?

RedShoe 02-01-2002 02:56 AM

Sounds good. Sign me up.

!:75 conversion ratios. AWESOME!! Does anyone have a ref code for me?

RedShoe 02-01-2002 02:58 AM

Flapjacks? Is that like mudflaps? I think mudflaps is what it's called when you fuck a really old lady in the ass, and her bunger is basically like a mudflap.

boneprone 02-01-2002 03:17 AM

Serious what are flapjacks? And why is he offering it?

boneprone 02-01-2002 03:40 AM

maybe its a form of content?

Shaggy 02-01-2002 03:47 AM

Maybe they only do the shemale niche. Hence the word "flapjacks". :glugglug

4Pics 02-01-2002 03:48 AM

I think i'll join up so they have to give me flapjacks.

Wonder if I can trade them in for cash?

free-hosted 02-01-2002 03:59 AM

The whole post of mine got changed. Thanks to Administrators I like the new version a lot!
We'll add middle ad as well I forgot to mention :-)
And we will host your domains with footer/header and left/right ads as well so you get the middle spot...the best one cool ehh?
Also as your traffic grows we add more and more ads until your pages got totally filled up with our ads. It's possible due to our kick ass scripts we are implementing at the moment. You won't ever find such an unique free host ever!
and 1:75 means 1 surfer gets 75 404 errors that is.
And yeah you will get flapjacks but first we need to cook them.
Hurry up and join today! http://free-hosted.com/ :winkwink:

Now serious::warning
We don't redirect anything
We don't have pop ups on our 404 page
We will have really small header/footer I promise here on this board.
Downtime is minimal - "no downtime" is bullshit. Of course we have downtime. But very minimal.
You do get real ftp account.
We never told that our free hosting is totally banner free - only one/two weeks.
As for putting your tgp on it - we don't allow cgi on our servers. Galleries are welcome.
You get really unlimited bandwidth and space. As bandwidth grows we add more. We have 100mbs line right now if needed we'll add more. Same goes with space.
http://free-hosted.com/

Amputate Your Head 02-01-2002 04:00 AM

I WANT FLAPJACKS!!!!

boneprone 02-01-2002 04:02 AM

mee too!

Shaggy 02-01-2002 04:06 AM

I don't understand the whole "no cgi" thing. I know it's a security issue.

But I won't use free hosts for that reason. I would never submit manually.

free-hosted 02-01-2002 04:09 AM

I have just cooked one for myself :eatmouse

Za Ha 02-01-2002 11:01 AM

S P A M

DarkJedi 02-01-2002 11:38 AM

http://www.terra.es/personal6/agonizer2/jolly.gif

ldinternet 02-01-2002 11:43 AM

Flapjacks are good. How dare you associate free hosting with flapjacks! :xomunch

TheFLY 02-01-2002 12:24 PM

1:75 minus Chinese

spacedog 02-01-2002 01:47 PM

There's going to be a new free host on the block real soon...

There ARE headers & footers, but they will be non-obtrusive..
Your traffic will never be redirected.. There will NOT be any forced 404's & the 404 for your errored links will always be clean..
For starters, users are limited to 30mb's space & unlimited B/W..
It is powered by APACHE & FreeBSD...
It will be open for sign-ups real soon !!

Theo 02-01-2002 01:49 PM

"Downtime is minimal - "no downtime" is bullshit. Of course we have downtime. But very minimal. "

how can you say minimal downtime since your service just started it? is it a guess or what?

Stop Free Porn 02-01-2002 02:44 PM

so wait.. what's a flapjack?

railz 02-01-2002 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spacedog
There's going to be a new free host on the block real soon...

There ARE headers & footers, but they will be non-obtrusive..
Your traffic will never be redirected.. There will NOT be any forced 404's & the 404 for your errored links will always be clean..
For starters, users are limited to 30mb's space & unlimited B/W..
It is powered by APACHE & FreeBSD...
It will be open for sign-ups real soon !!

www.spacedoghosting.pornsuite.com? :)

spacedog 02-01-2002 03:34 PM

Very funny RailZ...

You do know that the url you posted redirects to XXX-passwords right?

lol...

No.. It's not going to be another pornsuite...

First of all, it's not bannerless...

Wiredoctor 02-01-2002 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by rollin2
wireddoctor,
pornconnected is still up. so i guess i defeated your theory, shitty deal :)

Only for now because your still a newbie..and on cheap bandwidth...Lets talk in a few months, If Iam wrong, I'll be the first to admit it, and I'll buy you a few rounds at the next show in August. Oh, and I did not mention you at all here, so let's not start any wars.

Thanks

railz 02-01-2002 04:10 PM

You mean you're actually gonna go out and buy a domain for it Spacedog?

I'll be waiting for the "How do I use DNS" post from you *grin* :)

spacedog 02-01-2002 04:34 PM

Hmmm...
You don't see it in the sig?

It's a partnered project...

will be open for signups soon..

SR 02-01-2002 04:36 PM

Welcome back PornSuite:thumbsup

ldinternet 02-01-2002 04:49 PM

http://www.blackfriarsbakery.co.uk/shop/images/f19.gif

Brian911 02-01-2002 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by rollin2
wireddoctor,
pornconnected is still up. so i guess i defeated your theory, shitty deal :)

totally agreed. I have no clue HOW you can afford keeping it running but I dont care either as long as it works ;)

FacialHost 02-01-2002 09:50 PM

http://luckypartners.com/button8.gif

Does anyone at LuckPartners check their button's spelling before they upload it to their main page? :1orglaugh

Aussie Rebel 02-02-2002 12:12 AM

free-hosted=PORNSUITE

Lightning 02-02-2002 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Aussie Rebel
free-hosted=PORNSUITE
Humm.....I may have to agree with that??:BangBang:

CleanFreeHost 02-02-2002 12:49 AM

spam spam spam :) thought i'd join in :)

http://www.cleanfreehost.com

:)

first 1 million signups get a case of corona beer....

BTW thats 1 case for all 1 million people not each :))

enjoy

CFH

421Fill 02-02-2002 02:17 AM

aren't flapjacks, pancakes?

:fart

^R3K^ 02-02-2002 02:34 AM

Flapjacks are pancake like..

they are what Lumberjacks eat! :xomunch


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