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Tam 07-27-2005 10:12 PM

Now tell me how fucked up THIS is!!
 
Check this shit out!

Woman sues Video Game Company

NEW YORK (AP) -- A woman upset that she bought the video game "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas" for her 14-year-old grandson without knowing it contained hidden, sexually explicit scenes sued the manufacturer Wednesday on behalf of consumers nationwide.

Now tell me how fucked up this is, it has a letter M on the front of the damn case that plainly states this is for MATURE adudiences.

Even MY 11 yr old is appauled by this one..... he said to his dad, "It's funny how you can take this game, kill people, wreck cars, shoot people and all around mess people up, but you can't have sex, that is just wrong!!" and he was being as sarcastic as could be.

When an 11 yr old gets it then why in the HELL can't full grown adults get it?

MY GOD, when did having sex become worse than shooting and killing people?

And don't start slamming me, I monitor my kids probably closer than most, but this conversation was had in a discussion we were having about this game and people having such a huge fit about there being sex on it!

I'm sorry, but this one just flew all over me! I am done now!. :2 cents:

WayneBrady 07-27-2005 10:12 PM

While I was fuckin Mrs. Tribble I saw a light out the window
I got up and took a look at it, and I ended up jizing on my window
I got pissed off so I went out side naked and started screaming at the light
The neighbors sat me naked so they called the cops
They cops show up and yell at me for being naked in a residential area
So I get all pissed again, I get on top of the car and pissed on the windshield
The big nig ger one grabs me and handcuffs me
Then they wrap me in a foil blanket and throw me in a cop car
Then I get all pissed off again, and I took a big shit on the seat
I smeared it in a circular motion with my crack
Then I got violent and banged my head on the window
Then the big nig ger one and asked me what that smell was
So I said I took a shit, and the big nig ger one hit me
They drove me to the station booked me, and took me in a room and told me to wait
I waited about 30 minutes
Then the 2 men in black came in one stands in the corner and the other sits down
They asked me what I saw, and I told them I saw a UFO
He then I told me I didn?t see a UFO
I then you don?t tell me what I see
Then he said we can make you disappear
Then I tell them not to threaten me
He then says we can make your wife, kids, and house disappear
Then he pulls a paper out that said I saw a helicopter and I was drunk and high
So I signed it, then I asked what organization they were from
Then the one in the corner and looked at the other and the the one talking said the meeting was over
The cops then took me and threw me into a cell
And the next day I was released and I went home.


Later that afternoon a black military helicopter flew over with no numbers
So I get all pissed off and started throwing shoes at the helicopter and screaming profanities
Then it quickly flew off
15 minutes later a black car pulls up, and the two men in black I saw the day before confront me
The one that didn?t talk cuffs me throws me in a sack and puts me in the trunk
I then start yelling, and Mrs Tribble comes up with a shoe and beats the one that talked yelling I saw it
The one that doesn?t talk pulls out a black object and hits her with it knocking her out
They take her and throw her in the back seat and I still in the trunk in the sack
I start to get pissed off, so I took a piss and yelled I pissed my sack, I pissed my sack
Then they pick me up from the wet sack and put me in the trunk.
The car then starts driving
Were in there for 10 hours
I had to take a shit so I decided to shit my sack
Once we got to the destination they opened the trunk and asked whats that smell
I then reply I shit my sack
They pick me up and took me in a building and then a room
They they bring Mrs Tribble in , She then starts biting the one that don?t talk so he pulls his object out and hits her again
They put her in the corner of the room
Then the one that talked sat me down and said ?you witnessed something that you weren?t suppose to witness that you didn?t witness
What you saw was out of this world technology that you didn?t witness
There are beings that come here to this world that don?t exist
We have an actual alien being here but we don?t actually have it
Were gonna show you it, but you didn?t see it.
Then he says come with me?
And then we all walked down a hall way
We come up to a locked door that opened by DNA finger prints
We go down another hall and in a cell is an alien standing there jizzing on us
And we get hit with a bluish goo. The man in black that talk opened the cell and hit it with the object knocking it out cold
While it?s on the ground it craps itself
The one that talked said ?we showed you something that we didn?t show you
We walk down to the gate and I see Luther Reigns in a cell
Edd asks whats he doing here
He replys he?s not actually here, you didn?t see him
Walked back to the security room where Mrs Tribble is getting up
As soon as she the men in black she throws a chair at the one that talks knocking him down
The 2nd one hits her with object again knocking her out
Then he dragged her out of the room and puts her in the car
And the one that talks put me back in my sack
I asked for a clean one and said your not in a sack it doesn?t exist
They drive me back to my house on the way I piss my sack again.
They take me out of the sack and Mrs Tribble bytes the one that don?t talk
The 2nd one hits her with object again knocking her out cold
He dragged her to the steps and left her there the one that talked said I didn?t witness anything
He said if anyone asked where we were to tell them we weren?t anywhere.
He says we will be watching you and digging threw your trash
They get back in the car and dvive off

Tam 07-27-2005 10:15 PM

Umm, ok, whatever THAT had to do with this...... lol

Thomas1007 07-27-2005 10:15 PM

totally agree with you on this one
games today are much to violent for kids.
:2 cents:

also can someone ban this fucking waynebrady guy please
:helpme

BiggleJones 07-27-2005 10:17 PM

WayneBrady....SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

Tam 07-27-2005 10:17 PM

Yeah I get that, and I agree...... but why in the hell can't adults...... these are full grown ADULTS... get that there is a rating on these things now and if they say mature, they are NOT talking about 14 yr old children. Not in ANY generation has mature ever been intended for 14 yr old children. So why in the HELL sue someone when YOU can't seem to get that mature doesn't mean 14 yr old kids.

Shit like this makes me furious...lol

Tam 07-27-2005 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BiggleJones
WayneBrady....SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING FAGGOT


Me thinks this is a bot..... I went and looked and seems this is the only thing he/she/it has ever posted. lol

dirtydesignz 07-27-2005 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tam
Check this shit out!

Woman sues Video Game Company

NEW YORK (AP) -- A woman upset that she bought the video game "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas" for her 14-year-old grandson without knowing it contained hidden, sexually explicit scenes sued the manufacturer Wednesday on behalf of consumers nationwide.

Now tell me how fucked up this is, it has a letter M on the front of the damn case that plainly states this is for MATURE adudiences.

Even MY 11 yr old is appauled by this one..... he said to his dad, "It's funny how you can take this game, kill people, wreck cars, shoot people and all around mess people up, but you can't have sex, that is just wrong!!" and he was being as sarcastic as could be.

When an 11 yr old gets it then why in the HELL can't full grown adults get it?

MY GOD, when did having sex become worse than shooting and killing people?

And don't start slamming me, I monitor my kids probably closer than most, but this conversation was had in a discussion we were having about this game and people having such a huge fit about there being sex on it!

I'm sorry, but this one just flew all over me! I am done now!. :2 cents:

I 110% agree with you! Good to see you here Tam :)

Thomas1007 07-27-2005 10:21 PM

honestly if the parents are stupid enough to buy this shit for there kids
the company should sue them
:1orglaugh :thumbsup

JJ Gold 07-27-2005 10:22 PM

Nothing pisses me off more than actions made under the guise of "protecting the children".

dirtydesignz 07-27-2005 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ Gold
Nothing pisses me off more than actions made under the guise of "protecting the children".

Oh gosh that is so true!

digifan 07-27-2005 10:28 PM

Tam,
just because your son is intelligent it doesn't mean there are not people out there with a brain of a 6 mo old but greedy as hell. You must be proud of your 11 yr old one.. he has an awesome mom :)

adamneve 07-27-2005 10:31 PM

well when theyu awitched it to AO you knew it was going to come

High Quality 07-27-2005 10:32 PM

I've been waiting for the lawsuits to fly on this one. That game has got to be the biggest selling game ever. I don't even own a tv let a lone a video game console and I still hear about this game and the "sex scene" day in and out.

Tam 07-27-2005 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ Gold
Nothing pisses me off more than actions made under the guise of "protecting the children".


NO SHIT!!!!!! This place called me one day last week and I don't remember ever shocking anyone so much in my life, it was funny as all hell.

It went kind of like this, my phone rang and this guy on the other end says he is from the Dove Organization (here if the link to that http://dove.org/ ) and he proceeds to go into this speech and I was just waiting for a breath so I could let him have it. So he asks me if I have kids or grandkids and I inform him that I do not give this information over the phone...... and he asks me if I want to protect them, and I said "Yup, from people like YOU" and he says what they are doing is trying to make TV safe for kids, by trying to get less violence on TV and at the Movie Theaters, and I let him go for a second........

Long story short, I let him have it with "It is people like YOU that I am more interested in protecting my kids from, people like you are what has fucked this country up, people like you that I steer my kids away from and people like you that make me want to throw up in my coffee." and VERY loudly, I screamed "Change the fucking channel or don't go to that movie and make sure YOUR kids don't and leave me to raise my OWN KIDS!!!!" and to my shock, he didn't hang up, he just got awfully quiet and then I asked "Are we done with this now, can I go back to my coffee?" and that's when he hung up. LMAO

I am sorry, but it really drives me insane that the whole world has to be censored because adults haven't got enough sense to do it for themselves! Always looking for a reason to sue someone over their OWN incompetence!

Dirtydesignz, hi you...... it's good to be back. It's time..... ;)

llporter 07-27-2005 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by High Quality
I've been waiting for the lawsuits to fly on this one. That game has got to be the biggest selling game ever. I don't even own a tv let a lone a video game console and I still hear about this game and the "sex scene" day in and out.

I just read an article about the "sex scene" in Newsweek!

Tam 07-27-2005 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by High Quality
I've been waiting for the lawsuits to fly on this one. That game has got to be the biggest selling game ever. I don't even own a tv let a lone a video game console and I still hear about this game and the "sex scene" day in and out.


EXACTLY!!! So why the hell go and buy it? She bought that thing with the sole intention of suing that company, that's pretty clear I would be willing to stake my life on it. lol

digifan, thanks hon... I don't keep my kids from doing everything that the "norm" tells us to do, I just make them know the difference in reality and games/movies! I just ish like hell others did this...... the one thing that can fire me up more than anything is for ADULTS/PARENTS not to pay attention to their kids and what they are doing. MY kids are not luggage, I don't hide them in the closet with a video game and tv.... and it makes me nuts when parents do this.

LiveDose 07-27-2005 10:39 PM

I'm sure they knew this would happen and they are lovin' the media attention. You can't buy exposure like this...

rickholio 07-27-2005 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tam
Check this shit out!
...
When an 11 yr old gets it then why in the HELL can't full grown adults get it?

MY GOD, when did having sex become worse than shooting and killing people?

I have a proto-theory on this, which is loosely based around the 'death fetish' exhibited in the US, and the puritanical roots of most american religion.

In a nutshell, people in the US have demonstrated (at least within living memory) a fascination and fetishization of death and violence... from hoardeing and idolization of instruments of death (gun nuts), fetishization and popularization of military regalia in everyday culture (ie. ubiquitous teens wearing fatigues and dogtags etc), promotion of violence as entertainment (GTA, "Fight Club", NFL, CNN, etc). Violence in the US is, in a nutshell, entertainment... so long as it's kept neatly sanitized. Real violence tends to be too ugly for some people's delicate sensibilities; witness the uproar when someone dares post images from 'Something Awful', or the pathological denials of public access to the grittier images from Abu Ghraib.

Conversely, christian faiths have have a very very dim view on sex from the beginning (such that the odd early theologian would castrate himself rather than let any earthly pleasure come between him and his god). Depending on how cynical you want to be, there could be any number of reasons for this anti-sex attitude, from simply that the sexual distracts from the spiritual, to the idea that the church has less control (and therefore can derive less support, material or otherwise) over a person who can find fulfillment outside the church. The villification of women, still enshrined in catholic dogma, owe a lot to the fact that a man who is happily getting laid at home is less likely to give up his ducats to the church, or lay his life on the line in a crusade. Thus, a guilt complex built around the joy of sex would serve the church very well, and something so deeply interwoven into dogma can't be discarded so easily in these more enlightened and secular times (see: birth control, abortion rights, ordaining of female priests, etc).

It could also be that violent behaviour tends to be associated with youth, and youthful indiscretion (acting before thinking). Perhaps the 'security moms' are more comfortable with considering violence as something 'childish' that will be outgrown as opposed to sexual curiosity which, as we all know, leads only to one becoming more worldly whether you like it or not. :winkwink:

Just random thoughts, to be administered in small doses with large grains of salt. :thumbsup

JJ Gold 07-27-2005 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tam
NO SHIT!!!!!! This place called me one day last week and I don't remember ever shocking anyone so much in my life, it was funny as all hell.

It went kind of like this, my phone rang and this guy on the other end says he is from the Dove Organization (here if the link to that http://dove.org/ ) and he proceeds to go into this speech and I was just waiting for a breath so I could let him have it. So he asks me if I have kids or grandkids and I inform him that I do not give this information over the phone...... and he asks me if I want to protect them, and I said "Yup, from people like YOU" and he says what they are doing is trying to make TV safe for kids, by trying to get less violence on TV and at the Movie Theaters, and I let him go for a second........

Long story short, I let him have it with "It is people like YOU that I am more interested in protecting my kids from, people like you are what has fucked this country up, people like you that I steer my kids away from and people like you that make me want to throw up in my coffee." and VERY loudly, I screamed "Change the fucking channel or don't go to that movie and make sure YOUR kids don't and leave me to raise my OWN KIDS!!!!" and to my shock, he didn't hang up, he just got awfully quiet and then I asked "Are we done with this now, can I go back to my coffee?" and that's when he hung up. LMAO

I am sorry, but it really drives me insane that the whole world has to be censored because adults haven't got enough sense to do it for themselves! Always looking for a reason to sue someone over their OWN incompetence!

Dirtydesignz, hi you...... it's good to be back. It's time..... ;)


Damn!

Excellent work!

We need more people like you who not only think correctly, but also speak up for themselves. :thumbsup

tristan_D 07-27-2005 11:33 PM

I think some parents nowadays prefer fingerpointing everytime something bad happens to their kid. I am a parent and I do believe that no one has more responsibilty over my son but me, the one who is always with him. Remember that when you point a finger, 3 finger points back at you.

reed_4 07-28-2005 12:23 AM

I got your point Tam, people sometimes are blinded on what they know about sex. If you are a parent then be responsible enough to watch your kids.

Pim(P) 07-28-2005 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tristan_D
I think some parents nowadays prefer fingerpointing everytime something bad happens to their kid. I am a parent and I do believe that no one has more responsibilty over my son but me, the one who is always with him. Remember that when you point a finger, 3 finger points back at you.

totally agree with this :thumbsup

basschick 07-28-2005 12:59 AM

when my son was younger, i used to check up on the video games before letting him play them unsupervised. i own gta san andreas, and there is no way i would have bought it for him or let him play it in the first place - so he would never have seen the sex scene which - by the way - is almost impossible to get to.

it's like people who won't use filtering software blaming webmasters for what their kid sees while surfing. turn on the filtering, and most things not suitable for your kids will no longer be available to them. like magic - voila!

finger pointing doesn't fix a problem - it just causes more problems for other people.

je_rome 07-28-2005 01:10 AM

so i guess the leeson here is , as parents you have to look ample supervision to your children, the government and its programs can just guide you and warn you, but parents still have sole responsibility of their children..

anyway, i heard that video game was already re-rated to adult. not just mature.

Tam 07-28-2005 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by je_rome
so i guess the leeson here is , as parents you have to look ample supervision to your children, the government and its programs can just guide you and warn you, but parents still have sole responsibility of their children..

anyway, i heard that video game was already re-rated to adult. not just mature.


Regardless, it's always said Mature on it, so that should have been enough for them not to get this for a 14 yr old if that bothered them so much.

Holly 07-28-2005 08:21 AM

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse....ticket_to_hell

wedouglas 07-28-2005 08:55 AM

no chance in hell sh'll win. it says mature, not immature...

mardigras 07-28-2005 09:24 AM

She needs to be charged with contributing to the delinquency of a minor.

Persignup Qon 07-28-2005 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rickholio
I have a proto-theory on this, which is loosely based around the 'death fetish' exhibited in the US, and the puritanical roots of most american religion.

In a nutshell, people in the US have demonstrated (at least within living memory) a fascination and fetishization of death and violence... from hoardeing and idolization of instruments of death (gun nuts), fetishization and popularization of military regalia in everyday culture (ie. ubiquitous teens wearing fatigues and dogtags etc), promotion of violence as entertainment (GTA, "Fight Club", NFL, CNN, etc). Violence in the US is, in a nutshell, entertainment... so long as it's kept neatly sanitized. Real violence tends to be too ugly for some people's delicate sensibilities; witness the uproar when someone dares post images from 'Something Awful', or the pathological denials of public access to the grittier images from Abu Ghraib.

Conversely, christian faiths have have a very very dim view on sex from the beginning (such that the odd early theologian would castrate himself rather than let any earthly pleasure come between him and his god). Depending on how cynical you want to be, there could be any number of reasons for this anti-sex attitude, from simply that the sexual distracts from the spiritual, to the idea that the church has less control (and therefore can derive less support, material or otherwise) over a person who can find fulfillment outside the church. The villification of women, still enshrined in catholic dogma, owe a lot to the fact that a man who is happily getting laid at home is less likely to give up his ducats to the church, or lay his life on the line in a crusade. Thus, a guilt complex built around the joy of sex would serve the church very well, and something so deeply interwoven into dogma can't be discarded so easily in these more enlightened and secular times (see: birth control, abortion rights, ordaining of female priests, etc).

It could also be that violent behaviour tends to be associated with youth, and youthful indiscretion (acting before thinking). Perhaps the 'security moms' are more comfortable with considering violence as something 'childish' that will be outgrown as opposed to sexual curiosity which, as we all know, leads only to one becoming more worldly whether you like it or not. :winkwink:

Just random thoughts, to be administered in small doses with large grains of salt. :thumbsup


:thumbsup


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Scott McD 07-28-2005 10:14 AM

What a dumb fucking bitch... :disgust

AdultNex 07-28-2005 10:15 AM

Another funny note is that the Rockstar Studios are going after the guys who made a nudity mod for the GTA game series.

You can't have nudity, yet you can go after prostitutes, murder people, and do otherwise illegal activities.

What a joke.

Manowar 07-28-2005 10:18 AM

you cant get the sex game without patching it ??

EroticySteve 07-28-2005 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tristan_D
I think some parents nowadays prefer fingerpointing everytime something bad happens to their kid. I am a parent and I do believe that no one has more responsibilty over my son but me, the one who is always with him. Remember that when you point a finger, 3 finger points back at you.

That's the American way. When something pisses you off or doesn't go your way sue. It doesn't help to pass 4 billboards per mile advertising legal services.

Divorce for Men
Sinkhole litigation
Personal Injury
Workers Comp
Negligient Brokers
Medical Malpractice
Sexual Harassment

It's sickening. I don't know of any other countries like this where one can get rich by looking for trouble or simply being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

It is a sad part of our culture that we must look to the law when we aren't happy or don't agree with something. The law has gone from being a shield to being a sword. I'm not sure that this was the intetion of our forefathers.


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