Gelatinous Goo Projectile!
 

Has this ever happened to you?

A sneeze snuck up on me... not one of those that you feel comin' on for a few seconds first, but one that just spontaneously fuckin' happens in the blink of an eye. And this gelatinous goo projectile was instantly thrust upon my screen. As I was leaning over to inspect the vile substance blocking my vision, I tipped my coffee over, which spilled off the desk and burned my foot, causing one of those *freak out* responses, forcing my knee into the keyboard tray.

So now my foot is burned, my coffee is gone, my knee is tingling, and I have this sticky crap all over my screen.

Only a true geek could sustain this much damage in less than 10 seconds from simply sitting in a chair. :eek7

HAHA

roflmao :-)

amp ... maybe it's a sign?

i think youre making up the sneeze part to try & justify the sticky goo all over your computer

Hahaha...that sucks man. At least tomorrow's Friday.

LMAO!

Indeed. :1orglaugh

We may be a bunch of computer geeks, but we're fuckin' rich!

god damn. im supposed to be rich? what the hell... :mad:

Something similar happened to me, but I don't want to talk about it. :waaaaahh

I hate it when you go to fart, and then you realize you've just stained you're pants :thumbsup

Mommy, do farts have lumps??? :1orglaugh

you guys are just disgusting. :throwup

i hate it when i'm "prairie dogging"

you know, when you really have to shit badly and you're in the car driving, trying to hold it back but it just keeps popping in and out of the hole

if you want to learn more about "prairie dogging" and other incredibly funny stuff, i highly recommend you check out the movie Rat Race

it had me laughing for the entire duration

on a final note - sorry to hear about your incident Amp

maybe it's time to install that splash guard on your monitor
:)

Don't you just HATE when that happens ?!? :(

http://66.40.16.209/amp_monitor.gif

I did that in the shower the other day with my girlfriend ... god damn that was a bad situation to try and cover up...

when she smelled it she smacked me on my chest asking "did you fart?"

I stood there perched with my butt cheeks clinging together ... "mmmhhmmm''

moments later she took her facewash out, and started washing her face (eyes closed, so I dove into the stream of water and madly scrubbed away, clearing everything up before she had a chance to open here eyes again :-)

:fart :pimp