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Relish XXX 07-26-2005 06:26 PM

I just snorted an E and ordered a hooker in...
 
Do you think I will be refused entry to heaven?

Relish XXX 07-26-2005 06:28 PM

want to see some pics of her?

Spunky 07-26-2005 06:30 PM

Snorted an E?..what's that shit?

seeric 07-26-2005 06:31 PM

i think you are in for a crazy night.

tungsten 07-26-2005 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Relish XXX
want to see some pics of her?

otherwise its worthless without pics

SilverTab 07-26-2005 06:32 PM

probably

Damian_Maxcash 07-26-2005 06:33 PM

Ive got a 21 stone Maori, Transexual hooker in my spare room at the moment.

Last time I tell someone "Come and stay with me in London, any time".

Id take pics, but trust me... you dont want to piss her off!

nofx 07-26-2005 06:33 PM

post pics

fuck E, its for dumbfuck raver kids

get some speed

Relish XXX 07-26-2005 06:49 PM

How can I embed a web cam feed into this page.

Morgan 07-26-2005 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx
post pics

fuck E, its for dumbfuck raver kids

get some speed

lol, i hope you're joking....

speed's gnarly.

NoCarrier 07-26-2005 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx
post pics

fuck E, its for dumbfuck raver kids

get some speed

I agree. Go snort crystal meth. Stop acting like a fucking newbie. Then come back here. :1orglaugh

L0rdJuni0r 07-26-2005 06:54 PM

i dont need E, speed, or meth.... i'm good with my cronic :stoned

fl_prn_str 07-26-2005 06:57 PM

just drank an e....does that count???
 
http://info.detnews.com/rantrave/images/b3_stuff.jpg

robfantasy 07-26-2005 07:49 PM

why snort an e.. by the time she gets there the buzz will wear off

SinisterStudios 07-26-2005 08:50 PM

When dont you order a hooker? Do they give you guys frequent customer discounts since you seem to go through hookers like bitch about the US (which is all the time) :winkwink:

bangman 07-26-2005 08:51 PM

Why the hell would you snort E?

Spunky 07-26-2005 08:53 PM

People snort that shit?..guess I'm a nOOb to that sorta shit

Sosa 07-26-2005 09:33 PM

wow, you're so cool

pornguy 07-26-2005 09:34 PM

Why the fuck would you talk about using drugs on an open forum like this?

llporter 07-26-2005 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sosa
wow, you're so cool

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

budz 07-26-2005 10:31 PM

E is teh sux0rs

try some LSD :)

lol

Relish XXX 07-26-2005 10:38 PM

E sucks, I will just check my bank balance to make sure I have over $100m Then I will be a child and snort another E.

Vinnie, hit up our mutual friend please.

martyVP 07-26-2005 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Relish XXX
Do you think I will be refused entry to heaven?


you are my hero.

Relish XXX 07-26-2005 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by martyVP
you are my hero.

I am a wanker, but you can put 'rich' in front of the word wanker. At about $100m I am doing nicely.

Ace-wtf 07-27-2005 02:57 AM

E ?

where r the hoe's pics?

Manowar 07-27-2005 02:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ace-imlive
E ?

Ecstasy :upsidedow

Lev 07-27-2005 03:03 AM

I wouldn't recommend doing e and having sex, next time you will have diffuculty having sex without the tablet

dig420 07-27-2005 03:59 AM

Tweakers suck. Every time I've employed someone who stole from me I found out they were tweakers. Total short sighted degenerates.

I wouldn't trust one to get my morning coffee, let alone with access to any servers.

Basher 07-27-2005 04:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Relish XXX
Do you think I will be refused entry to heaven?

its abit early isnt it? :upsidedow

V_RocKs 07-27-2005 04:07 AM

http://www.t-shirtking.com/graphics/117-00941.jpg

Scotty.T 07-27-2005 04:08 AM

Lmfao!!!

s9ann0 07-27-2005 04:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Relish XXX
Do you think I will be refused entry to heaven?


yea I'd refuse you entry - heavens' got to have the best drugs so you need to be on the pure MDMA shit to get in no dirty pills!

reynold 07-27-2005 04:20 AM

We want to see pics here to see if you would be able to enter atleast the gates of heaven.

Drake 07-27-2005 04:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs


http://fishki.net/smile/11.gif

hmmmmmmm

karlm 07-27-2005 04:45 AM

Fuck pills go for the pure mdma

Nightwind 07-27-2005 04:55 AM

Snort some Viagra next time.

wjxxx 07-27-2005 05:13 AM

I dont` think that taking e is good if you want fuck a hooker. You could have problems with erection :2 cents:

Dalai lama 07-27-2005 05:15 AM

38 posts and still no pics of the ''bitch'' ;)

The Ghost 07-27-2005 05:19 AM

Also waiting for pics..........

Monique Niccole 07-27-2005 05:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dalai lama
38 posts and still no pics of the ''bitch'' ;)

Because the "bitch" has a penis and the "E" was a sleeping pill.

Digibucks 07-27-2005 05:32 AM

sure, why not post the pics...then let see if its worth it :)

xclusive 07-27-2005 05:33 AM

Screw the chick post some pics of your 100 mil bank account statements now that's something I can jerk off to:)

sinthetix 07-27-2005 05:45 AM

Snort E???
Alot less painless swallowing it.

Dalai lama 07-27-2005 05:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Afrekete
Because the "bitch" has a penis and the "E" was a sleeping pill.

... and the next morning all your stuff is gone ... I thought that only happened in Asia :winkwink:

TheWylders 07-27-2005 06:41 AM

It's not only snortable, I've heard of people putting in their ass becasue they've done so much of it and their tolerance is so high it's the only way they can get off anymore. Crazy shit, and one drug I've never had an interest in.

JoeA 07-27-2005 07:13 AM

Relish...

At least you didn't phone me at 2 am.. My land line number now has incoming calls barred..

Tim 07-27-2005 08:22 AM

How did the E effect performance? (you don't have to answer that!) :)

Metalsound 07-27-2005 11:54 AM

Nice but we want pics of the whore !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Paco, of Large Cash. 07-27-2005 12:00 PM

'an' ? The entire tablet/pill/capsule up your nose in one shot ... bravo!

I just snorted SOME 'E'(ctasy) ... blah-blah.

Hollywood Horwitz 07-27-2005 12:03 PM

snorting E ,what the fuck are you thinking,your supposed to insert it anally.


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