Valuable sponsorship position still available for internext....
 

Attention!
There is still time to grab this valuable sponsorship position for the internext show in Florida. The lucky person or company will be responsible for the acquisition of lap dances for me from the hottest dancers in the coolest strip clubs in the general vicinity of the hotel. Don't miss this valuable marketing opportunity, in addition to getting to spend the evening with me and the lovely ladies that will be dancing for me, you will also get the benefit of me spending the next several months telling everyone who will listen "Hey, do you *promote/use/know* so and so? They are a *great group of guys/company/human being*, they bought me a bunch of lap dances!" Don't be left out of this marketing bonanza!
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