Another Great Email To Share With Everyone
 

I got another great email today. Sometimes it really makes me wonder what these guys are thinking. I'm not sure if I'm supposed to jump on a plane to Minneapolis or what? By the way, this is the entire email. It's not like I'm leaving anything out here. You've got the full context.


-----Original Message-----
From: "edited to protect the intellectually challenged"
Sent: Tuesday, July 26, 2005 12:56 PM
To: '[email protected]'
Subject: Minneapolis Trip


Do you ever make it to minneapolis. All I have to say is 1/2 cup shooting
10-12 feet...Any questions?

that I gotta see

Did I say Minneapolis? I meant Northern California!

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"1/2 cup shooting 10-12 feet" - Perfect would you be interested in signing a 5 year exclusive contract? I'll have my attorney draw up the paper work and Fed Ex it to you first thing in the morning. :winkwink:

HAHAHA that is a good one!

I got lots of questions...

eh, I just dont get it 1/2 cup 10-12 feet :helpme

oh well

The problem is that I have to skip sex for 5 years to hit 12 feet. But I can regularly hit 3 feet.

I know what you mean! Oh yeah, don't forget to send them pics and a short video clip! :winkwink:

what the hell is 1/2 cup shooting at 10-12 feet?

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fuck this place is hilarious....

Is that some sort of golf lingo? :error

MySpace messages slay me, lol. "Let me see your cam baby" (when I clearly state in my profile that I do not cam for fun, I do it for money because it's fun, lol) or "dayum, baby, u so fyne! holla back, boo, iight?" ( I can speak ebonics, but reading it is not one of my strong points....and why in the hell would someone send a message like that to someone? lol) or "god damn i would hit that shit all night long, hit me up on the y" (uh, no. That's all I have to say about that, lol.)

I rescind my offer! I need ?1/2 cup shooting 10-12 feet? every time and I can?t be standing around waiting for 5 years either. :winkwink:

Yeah, that's what Allie was wondering. :winkwink:

spam him with some volume pills from Mensniche & tell him once he can shoot 20 ft, to let you know LOL :P

i think you should take him up on that :1orglaugh

Wow and LMFAO! That's like the best pick up line EVER! LOL

Ask him to send you a video before you get there.. then post it here :D

:1orglaugh I bet you are just going to jump on the chance

Gotta be proud of that accomplishment.... I guess no guts no glory. just gotta wonder about men sometimes. Not that women are all that much better, on myspace, before I deleted my profile married women would say some of the same stuff to me. Maybe a little smoother, but then again they rarely ever come thru.

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I just wonder how this guy found the time and patience to

1- Get a measuring cup and actually measure the quantity of cum he releases and

2- Get a measuring tape and actually check how far his cum shot went.

I don't know what's worse. Sending a moronic email to someone he doesn't know or indirectly admitting to having done items 1 and 2.

we get stuff like that all the time lol

Not a visual I need to have in my head. :winkwink:

Youve been gettin all the fun emails lately allie, do you even reply to them or just ignore them?

hahahahaha.

thats alot. would probably freak out any girl out there. :1orglaugh

I'm going right now to get a tape measure, a measuring cup, and a dartboard target ;)

Gotta stay competitive.

LOL... i never got such kind of email so far

can you convert that to the metric system?

3 - 3.6 m :1orglaugh