Weird story (not a threadview puller, this is honestly weird)
 

So I met this slob whore on hi5 a month ago. I been back and forth with her on the celly and txt msg etc. I saw her a couple weeks ago, she looked like your typical pathetic stooge (the type that lows themselves to be found on a site like hi5, kind of like myself). I decided I wasn't even close to interested, and ignored her for a week.

Then I remembered I am totally desperate so I gave her a call back. I went out to her place tonite and her sister was there. They are only a year apart.

Now... I am all for feely feely and such, but what happened next truly scared me.

The slob started playing with her sister. Rubbing her off, and stroking her tits. I was like god damn what the fuck is happening here. I am in America not god damn Famfuckistan.

So anyway, I roll with it, glancing over from time to time trying not to get distracted as I watch the glorious Leo DiCaprio play Howard Hughes in the Aviator.

The moaning gets to be a little much so I have to interject and say "What the fuck are you doing?" to which they both just look at me, and the other sis starts rubbing me off.

Fucking weirdest night of my life by far. Honestly I would have enjoyed Star Wars Galaxies way more.

good to see you are getting out a bit, Brad :thumbsup

SHEMP what is wrong with the world? You have a keen eye on things. When you invented the Earth (with the help of god) did you expect it to get this out of hand?

Just remember:
When an older woman is a pedophile = cool
When an older woman is dating a young guy = cool
When incest involves women only = cool

Or so it seems.

Brad, i grew up in the alley outside the Adult book store in Blaine, WA..nothing shocks me...

Did I ever tell you the other half of my family lives in Blaine? Cool cats. My uncle collects tractors. (Apparently this is pretty normal behavior even though he is not a farmer)

now I kinda agree on these things.

I would sooooo be videotaping that shit.

Get what you need and jam out. Easy as that. Good to see your keeping yourself entertained.

Blaine hasnt been the same since Payless Shoes and Dennys closed down.
They used to have a big time adult theater there too. I met Marilyn Chambers and Seka there in 1980/81..hard to believe now..

ROFL!!! I do believe I just officially choked half to death on my own throat.

You watch too much tv

You don't get it, this actually happened. No BS.

EDIT: I haven't had cable in 3 months.

so did you at least get some head action outta the situation or what? :eek7 :1orglaugh





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What are you complaining about man? Join in on the action :upsidedow

please icq me this girls number

lol.. i had the same question in mind. :)

lol. sounds like an interesting night to say the least.

was thinking the same, probably Freaky Lake ;)

are you scarred?

wat happened next? howdya left the place? you're such a teaser, hehehe.. j/k :P

holy shit! there is an adult bookstore in Blaine? i used to live in Bellingham.

There all hookers, but Mom :thumbsup

I think the thread title is misleading. I want my money back. :1orglaugh

there used to be...it closed in 2001 i think...

http://www.thenorthernlight.com/arch..._2003/fp2.html

That's weird! I guess the sisters need some audience...
And did the audience had join too?
Well BradM...

not only is it sad that you met this girl, but she had to make the first move on you?

I just hope it's not another fictional stories man.

great story :D

:1orglaugh

Yeah I am borderline asexual.

SHIT!!
that's a name I haven't heard in the longest of time.. Seka

brings back lots of memories of when was young
them staying home nights and getting sore arm the day after! :winkwink:

So let me get this straight. Two sisters making out in front of you and one of them rubs you off and you're complaing? Dude. Roll with it!

i would rolled with it like it was on time

link to her profile on hi5 ..?

I just registered.. :thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

throw on the Turbonegro and get freaky.

wow.. definately some hot bishes on that site.. which I would hit as well as their sisters.. :smokin

DAMN I knew I forgot something dude. Where were you when I needed you?

Yeah, god damn post some pictures!

What the hell are you waiting for?!

That story would have been alright if they weren't sisters. But since they are, it's sort of gross.

Maybe they were only step sisters

I was just trying to go along with Brad's story.

I think we all know it was Sly and Bdjuf.

I wish. But Bdjuf already turned me and persius down. We tried in Vegas but he said he was saving his anal virginity for someone special.

What he said .

I would have loved to have my beautiful high school teacher fuck me
I loved when I was 16 and dating a woman couple years older
and I'd love having 2 sistesrs toutch themselves ... l0ol

ROFLMAO... I Know Brad and can actually picture his worried face while I was reading this story.

Tooo funny bro, thanks for the laugh ;-)

Please tell me you fucked both of them

:1orglaugh :helpme

yeah.. I think we are missing the second half of the story.. :1orglaugh

Btw Brad.. im still waiting for the link.. :thumbsup

how old are these sisters?