Shaddam IV your wife just called. She said...
 

She said to get your fucking ass off the couch and start dinner right this minute so thats its done by the time she's home from work. She also said tomorrow you need to bring that mcdonalds application in because they are in desperate need of a janitor. And with your skills you should have the job no problem.

She also said to make sure you get some more viagra because your cock is too limp...

bow wow wow yippie yo yippie yeah

shaddam rules